Dan,
Me too. I thought my messages weren't getting out. I had to contact J to find out if he was mad at me or something... :)
I doubt he's giving out lashes with wet Ethernet cables. :P
It's been a long time since I've had 30 lashes with a wet Ethernet
cable. I've missed it... ;)
I didn't say you had to enjoy it if inflicted by your spouse...but what
a couple does in the privacy of their bedroom is up to them.
Speaking of which, that reminds me of the joke where a couple was looking
for a new "kinky" way to make love. He walks into the bedroom one night,
and his wife (in a very amorous, hot mood), says "Beat Me, Whip Me!!".
Well, he didn't have anything handy, so he proceeded to their garage,
and removed the mobile antennas (radio, etc.) off of their vehicle. And,
they proceeded to thrash and beat each other until they were satisfied.
This not my idea of "a good time", but if they want such, more power
to them.
A few days later, the welts were stinging and burning severely, so
they both went to the Emergency Room. The doctor had them both strip
butt naked, and seeing the wounds, he asked them if they had "beat each
other with antennas". In tears, they confessed they had done so...and,
the doctor said "I thought so. That's the worst case of van aerial
disease I've ever seen"!! <bseg>
Daryl
... Tried keeping a stiff upper lip, but my face muscles hurt
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