In message <umm4i7$po8l$[email protected]> at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 09:46:43,
Brian Gaff <[email protected]> writes

Somebody had a whinge on a local forum that even if you had all subscription >channels and all of Freeview, there was basically crap on TV this Christmas.

Well, I have all of FreeView, though nothing paid, and I _sort of_ see
what s/he means; nothing really memorable. Of course, the three standard
films were on - weigh a pie, blown-down-by-helicopter, and motorbike-over-the-fence - though I don't _think_ I saw a Bond film, on
the main channels anyway.

The Kings Speech was not a patch on what his mother came up with each year
as well.

I missed it this year - didn't mean to, but just was doing something
else. Keep thinking I should watch him on iPlayer or whatever, but hate
doing catchup (not sure why).

I cannot help wonder if the issue now is that the talent of people making
shows is spread so thin now over all these channels, that blockbuster stuff >is never made. Where are the household names nowadays with shows that were

Not sure about the talent, but the money certainly isn't there where it
was when there were only two to four channels (the electricity bill
alone, in the days of incandescent lighting, for a Morecambe and Wise
Christmas show would probably exceed the [inflation-adjusted] budget for
quite a long part of the schedule for many channels now).

genuinely funny? Have we all been overtaken by this not upsetting a

Agreed, I can't think of many genuinely funny people these days. I have
had a few belly laughs recently, usually over episodes of QI, but that's
a niche sort of humour.

particular group of people brigade, that you can say nothing any more?

There is that. Not so much the not doing it, but the fear of doing it (especially among those in charge).

Also who is this new Dr Who, he sounds like somebody trying to put on a >pseudo black Estuawy accent like so many youngsters do. its not endearing,

Haven't seen him.

and makes everyone sound the same and a trifle thick, which I'm sure they
are not.

I share your prejudice - and it _is_ a prejudice, and I know I have it,
but I can't do much about it: I too find it make the people using it
sound thick. Or rather, as they'd put it, fick.

Brian

John
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On Fri 29/12/2023 09:46, Brian Gaff wrote:

Somebody had a whinge on a local forum that even if you had all subscription channels and all of Freeview, there was basically crap on TV this Christmas. The Kings Speech was not a patch on what his mother came up with each year
as well.
I cannot help wonder if the issue now is that the talent of people making shows is spread so thin now over all these channels, that blockbuster stuff is never made. Where are the household names nowadays with shows that were genuinely funny? Have we all been overtaken by this not upsetting a particular group of people brigade, that you can say nothing any more?

Also who is this new Dr Who, he sounds like somebody trying to put on a pseudo black Estuawy accent like so many youngsters do. its not endearing, and makes everyone sound the same and a trifle thick, which I'm sure they
are not.
Brian

+1 and +1

The late Queen wasn't known in the trade as 'One Take Windsor' for
nothing you know!

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On Fri, 29 Dec 2023 09:46:43 -0000, "Brian Gaff"
<[email protected]> wrote:

I cannot help wonder if the issue now is that the talent of people making
shows is spread so thin now over all these channels, that blockbuster stuff >is never made.

I remember somebody making a similar observation about television
itself when it re-started after the war. They had wondered if there
would be enough talent to sustain it. In the days when entertainment
would mean going to the theatre or the cinema to see something perhaps
once a week, the idea of creating several hours worth of original
material every day must have seemed very ambitious.

Rod.

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On 29/12/2023 09:46, Brian Gaff wrote:

I cannot help wonder if the issue now is that the talent of people making shows is spread so thin now over all these channels, that blockbuster stuff is never made.

It is partly that, but the blockbuster series are now being made for pay
per view channels, which are the only ones to have the money.

Another problem is that a lot of the British talent is working full time
for American film makers, so is not working on TV programmes. Our film
studios have a very good reputation for quality work, delivered in time.

I have seen a couple of stand up comics on TV lately, who are using
jokes that Morecambe and Wise and The Two Ronnies had nicked from
previous comics, with the addition of gratuitous F-words. The audience
only laughed when the comic swore.


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On 30/12/2023 10:24, Brian Gaff wrote:

I even heard a swear word in Star Trek Voyager over the weekend.

I don't remember that in Voyager, Which episode was it?

I know the reboot series (which I haven't seen) has some F-words
inserted for no very good reason, which caused some conversation amongst
the fanbase.

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On 30/12/2023 09:29, Roderick Stewart wrote:

I remember somebody making a similar observation about television
itself when it re-started after the war.

I was going to make a similar comment, there are moaners every year and
always have been.

I found quite a lot of interest to watch and only have Freeview Lite and
don't think I looked anything on ITV/STV or CH4.

A nice little programme that most will have missed was 'Bill agus an
Spitfire' on BBC Alba. Very enjoyable.

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On 30/12/2023 09:42, John Williamson wrote:

I have seen a couple of stand up comics on TV lately, who are using
jokes that Morecambe and Wise and The Two Ronnies had nicked from
previous comics, with the addition of gratuitous F-words. The audience
only laughed when the comic swore.

I listened to ISIRTA first time around and many of gags from that
appeared later on various radio and TV 'comedy' programmes.

One good point this year is BBC Four have been showing a wide range of
BBC sitcoms and comedies.

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In message <umopda$1845d$[email protected]> at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 09:54:46,
Brian Gaff <[email protected]> writes

No I know and she was quite witty ad spontaneous at times. I think she >enjoyed the job in the main, but I cannot help but wonder if Charles is tht >legendary fish on a bicycle. He should get a convenient ailment and defer to >his more sensible some, in my view. Also how can Camilla be called queen, >After all, Duke of Edinburgh was not King.

Different rules for boys and girls in the past: the wives of kings were
called queen, but the husbands of queens weren't called king, because
people (including those in other countries with whom we had to deal)
thought King was above Queen, so would be confused about who was the
actual monarch. And those rules applied up to well after Philip was
consort.

Not that it probably matters, but only met Charles twice and he was a
boring old far back then, ahem.

I think he's always been a bit serious. I don't hold that against him.

So I did not watch Dr Who other than the trails which put me completely
off, is he of mixed race or what?

(I haven't either. There's certainly a dark-skinned person in the
trailers I've seen; wasn't paying enough attention to notice if he was
the Doctor or another character.)

Brian

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As for cooking, what a bore that is. It's such a faff, thinking of what to have, buying it and cooking it and clearing up, then all you do is eat it -
and have to start all over again next day. Hunter Davies, RT 2017/2/4-10

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On 30/12/2023 13:37, Laurence Taylor wrote:

I know the reboot series (which I haven't seen) has some F-words
inserted for no very good reason, which caused some conversation amongst
the fanbase.

Perhaps not relevant but cinema films would sometimes try and get a
higher classification, particularly during the school holidays, because
younger people can be put off by a low classification of a fault.

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On 30/12/2023 10:09, Brian Gaff wrote:

The other one replied, Is it, I'll get mine out then.

Or usually "Yes but put it away, someone is coming!"

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BBC Four are showing an episode of Scotch & Wry tomorrow, not seen one
for many years - actually a funny Scottish comedy programme, very rare.

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On 01/01/2024 15:04, Brian Gaff wrote:

So rare, I'd never heard of it. After the Samsung voice guide has had a go
at pronouncing many shows you would be scratching your head for ages. Brian

For many years, STV virtually gave up on New Year's Eve because most of
the audience was watching Scotch & Wry - I think there was also
programme on every year with people impersonating various Scottish
footballers but I never watched that.

I am sure I had never seen the episode of Monarch of the Glen before but
I was often away at New Year.

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On 02/01/2024 11:45, Brian Gaff wrote:

I have never watched one at all. Brian

It has extra interest because I have visited Ardverikie House and Cille Choirill (which they used several times). Never saw them filming but
often saw the "MOTG" signs.

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In article <un1f5i$2p4pb$[email protected]>,
JMB99 <[email protected]> wrote:

On 02/01/2024 11:45, Brian Gaff wrote:

I have never watched one at all. Brian

It has extra interest because I have visited Ardverikie House and Cille Choirill (which they used several times). Never saw them filming but
often saw the "MOTG" signs.

I've seen Ardverkie across Laggan, but not ventured across the loch. I note Cille Choirill is in Roy Bridge (down the road), but I don't recall a
church is any episode that I watched

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On 02/01/2024 17:45, charles wrote:

I've seen Ardverkie across Laggan, but not ventured across the loch. I note Cille Choirill is in Roy Bridge (down the road), but I don't recall a
church is any episode that I watched

I don't think Ardverikie is normally open.

Cille Choirill has has had (at least one) wedding and funeral and the
one shown on New Year's Eve had something else. It is East of Roy Bridge
but beware, the road joins the main road on a nasty bend - I have
sometimes turned left and gone up the road then turned around. The
church is normally locked but you can get the key and go inside.

It looks old but was actually built around the 1930s supposedly by some
of the navvies working on dams and tunnels.

There is Laggan Dam up the road but there was also a small hydroelectric
plant built between Roy Bridge and the church, to power the construction project. It is difficult to access!

Also driving across towards Newtonmore, watch out on the South side of
the road for the aqueduct bringing water over the watershed from the
Spey Valley.

If you cut across through Glen Truim to the A9, you pass the Centre of
Scotland (allegedly).

https://www.flickr.com/photos/doffcocker/albums/72157682203058183

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BBC is complete crap now they are not getting their huge bonuses.
Attenborough just about keeps it afloat. John Birt milked it, there must be
so many more.

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On 07/01/2024 12:59, Sid wrote:

BBC is complete crap now they are not getting their huge bonuses. Attenborough just about keeps it afloat. John Birt milked it, there must
be so many more.

What huge bonuses?

Can you give details if you access to people's salaries?

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In message <unen0e$158un$[email protected]> at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 17:28:46,
JMB99 <[email protected]> writes

On 07/01/2024 12:59, Sid wrote:

BBC is complete crap now they are not getting their huge bonuses. >>Attenborough just about keeps it afloat. John Birt milked it, there
must be so many more.

What huge bonuses?

Can you give details if you access to people's salaries?

While not necessarily agreeing with Sid (I'm not sure what point he's
making above), ISTR the BBC deciding to make public the details of all
salaries above some threshold (100k was it?), some while ago; I think
they're published in some BBC report, but I presume that means the media republish them so they're effectively public domain.
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History is not the past. It is the method we have evolved of organising our ignorance of the past. - Hilary Mantel, first Reith Lecture 2017

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On 07/01/2024 22:40, J. P. Gilliver wrote:

While not necessarily agreeing with Sid (I'm not sure what point he's
making above), ISTR the BBC deciding to make public the details of all salaries above some threshold (100k was it?), some while ago; I think
they're published in some BBC report, but I presume that means the media republish them so they're effectively public domain.

The BBC released some salary information but I don't think they
identified people, the tabloids just guessed what particular people
might be being paid.

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