On 25/01/2024 07:04 pm, Simon Mason wrote:
Officers detained the driver in the early hours of January 22. They were deployed at 5.30am. Gosport Police reported on Facebook: "Upon walking into the office we received an emergency call to Portchester for a report of a vehicle crashing into the
front garden of a house. E Shift arrive and driver tries to explain that they steered one way and the car appeared to have gone another."
The force said officers carried out a breathalyser test, which the driver failed, and was subsequently arrested. They added: "Driver also further arrested for driving with no insurance and driving otherwise than in accordance with a licence (
provisional licence holder)." Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary have been contacted for further details.
https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/driver-who-crashed-into-portchester-garden-arrested-4491154
Where was the chav on the chav-bike?
Was he defecating in the garden at the time?
That would sound about right, wouldn't it?
PS: The person in charge of the vehicle was really only a chav-cyclist.
He didn't have a licence to drive unsupervised, any more than you do.
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