• O-T TROLL POST by May Sun: "Motorist smashes into front garden in Portc

    From JNugent@21:1/5 to Simon Mason on Thu Jan 25 23:26:28 2024
    On 25/01/2024 07:04 pm, Simon Mason wrote:

    Officers detained the driver in the early hours of January 22. They were deployed at 5.30am. Gosport Police reported on Facebook: "Upon walking into the office we received an emergency call to Portchester for a report of a vehicle crashing into the
    front garden of a house. E Shift arrive and driver tries to explain that they steered one way and the car appeared to have gone another."

    The force said officers carried out a breathalyser test, which the driver failed, and was subsequently arrested. They added: "Driver also further arrested for driving with no insurance and driving otherwise than in accordance with a licence (
    provisional licence holder)." Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary have been contacted for further details.

    https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/driver-who-crashed-into-portchester-garden-arrested-4491154

    Where was the chav on the chav-bike?

    Was he defecating in the garden at the time?

    That would sound about right, wouldn't it?

    PS: The person in charge of the vehicle was really only a chav-cyclist.
    He didn't have a licence to drive unsupervised, any more than you do.

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