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  • Cyclists amused to find sex toy among "newly revealed items of car wind

    From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jul 21 01:31:11 2023
    Welcome to the Pleasure(velo)drome... that needs some work, admittedly...

    The good people of Wilford and Ruddington have undergone a long-running campaign to get this bike path more regularly cut by the council, the overgrown greenery often spilling out into the cycle route, narrowing access and pushing riders closer to the
    road.

    Thankfully, the repeat attempts to get the powers that be to listen have been successful, one local rider reporting the path has now been added to the 'urban programme' of maintenance, meaning it will get four or five cuts a year rather than the one or
    two it used to get.

    The first of those cuts was done, revealing... well... this...

    Those CO2 inflators are getting quite high-tech, aren't they?

    The road.cc reader who forwarded us the details of this amusing addition to the route speculated it could be the next 'Wanksy', the community-spirited artist spraying penis paintings around potholes to get the council to fix them sooner.

    "Interesting twist on the saga of neglected bike paths," Julian told us. "This could be the female version of the aforementioned geezer..."

    Notts People on Bikes, a group promoting cycling in the area, commendably swerved any immaturity you might find on such websites as this... commenting only that it shows "if you keep campaigning on and on... then eventually, even some simple, low-cost/no-
    brainer good stuff might get done for those who want to travel actively."

    https://road.cc/content/news/cycling-live-blog-21-july-2023-302679#live-blog-item-47667

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  • From JNugent@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jul 21 13:12:10 2023
    On 21/07/2023 09:31 am, [email protected] wrote:

    Left on the verge by one chav-cyclist for the delectation of another chav-cyclist.

    The photographic angle proves that.

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jul 21 05:29:42 2023
    Mungecrundle | 3014 posts | 3 hours ago
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    That isn't a sex toy, it's the front grille badge off an Audi.

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  • From Spike@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Fri Jul 21 12:37:28 2023
    [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote:
    Mungecrundle | 3014 posts | 3 hours ago
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    That isn't a sex toy, it's the front grille badge off an Audi.

    I’m not sure whether that poster’s green eye is for the Audi or the sex toy.

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Fri Jul 21 08:36:51 2023
    On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:29:44 PM UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    Mungecrundle | 3014 posts | 3 hours ago
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    That isn't a sex toy, it's the front grille badge off an Audi.

    They're not called "Wankpanzers" for nothing.

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Fri Jul 21 08:42:45 2023
    On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 4:36:55 PM UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:29:44 PM UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    Mungecrundle | 3014 posts | 3 hours ago
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    That isn't a sex toy, it's the front grille badge off an Audi.
    They're not called "Wankpanzers" for nothing.

    wankpanzer

    A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the
    porsche cayenne.
    He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

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  • From Spike@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Fri Jul 21 15:40:58 2023
    [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote:
    On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:29:44 PM UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    Mungecrundle | 3014 posts | 3 hours ago
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    That isn't a sex toy, it's the front grille badge off an Audi.

    They're not called "Wankpanzers" for nothing.

    Only by those suffering from green eye.

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jul 21 10:06:13 2023
    Rendel Harris | 5037 posts | 7 hours ago
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    So next time one shouts "Wanker!" at a car driver, could be spot on...

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  • From Spike@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Fri Jul 21 16:51:25 2023
    [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote:
    On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 4:36:55 PM UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:29:44 PM UTC+1, [email protected] wrote: >>> Mungecrundle | 3014 posts | 3 hours ago
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    That isn't a sex toy, it's the front grille badge off an Audi.
    They're not called "Wankpanzers" for nothing.

    wankpanzer

    A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a
    boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority
    complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with
    the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
    He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

    The Green Eye is strong in this one.

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    Spike

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