I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.


--
Sam Plusnet

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On 20 Feb 2025 at 21:16:20 GMT, "nib" <[email protected]> wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls" >>
I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

It's the usual bollocks isn't it.

--
"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place."
- Douglas Adams

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On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

nib

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On 20/02/2025 21:16, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

nib

+1

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On 20/02/2025 21:16, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Probably because they went to the effort to put on a recoding for COVID
times, and now can't be arsed (or work out how) to turn it off?



--
Cheers,

John.

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| John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \=================================================================/

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On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:16:20 +0000, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Because the company makes crap products with crap service.

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On 21/02/2025 in message <vp9jtf$m78d$[email protected]> Jethro_uk wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:02:21 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:aire

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

If only there were some way to electronically communicate with a company
at your own convenience. A sort of modern way of writing a letter.

Whoever can come up with that would be a millionaire surely ?

They don't want that, 'phone calls are dealt with immediately and case
closed, they do not want reams of correspondence!

--
Jeff Gaines Dorset UK
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

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In article <vp9jep$m78d$[email protected]>,
Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:16:20 +0000, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Because the company makes crap products with crap service.

or, all the relevant staff are "working from home" and they haven't been provided with a proper phone service.

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England - sent from my RISC OS 4t�
"I'd rather die of exhaustion than die of boredom" Thomas Carlyle

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On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:02:21 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:aire

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

If only there were some way to electronically communicate with a company
at your own convenience. A sort of modern way of writing a letter.

Whoever can come up with that would be a millionaire surely ?

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On 21 Feb 2025 10:29:09 GMT, "Jeff Gaines" <[email protected]> wrote:

On 21/02/2025 in message <vp9jtf$m78d$[email protected]> Jethro_uk wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:02:21 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:aire

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support >>>calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

If only there were some way to electronically communicate with a company
at your own convenience. A sort of modern way of writing a letter.

Whoever can come up with that would be a millionaire surely ?

They don't want that, 'phone calls are dealt with immediately and case closed, they do not want reams of correspondence!

Many/all send html formatted emails - I don't do html emails for $REASONS
and many/all don't have a reply-to email that is valid.

Many also don't include a 'phone number either - if they can't make it
easy I'm not jumping through hoops to find out what they want to tell me.

The use of [email protected] seems to have fallen by the wayside - I thought it was required (or at least considered best practice).

<grump>

Avpx



--
I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and *I'm* me. (alt.fan.pratchett)
Fri 11497 Sep 10:50:01 GMT 1993
10:50:01 up 6 days, 23:24, 1 user, load average: 0.68, 0.99, 1.11

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On 21/02/2025 10:30, charles wrote:

In article <vp9jep$m78d$[email protected]>,
Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:16:20 +0000, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_
"experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Because the company makes crap products with crap service.

or, all the relevant staff are "working from home" and they haven't been provided with a proper phone service.

or rather all relevant staff are working in a call centre in Mumbai,
Delhi or wherever.

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On 2025-02-21 11:41, David wrote:

On 21/02/2025 10:30, charles wrote:

In article <vp9jep$m78d$[email protected]>,
    Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:16:20 +0000, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_
"experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Because the company makes crap products with crap service.

or, all the relevant staff are "working from home" and they haven't been
provided with a proper phone service.

or rather all relevant staff are working in a call centre in Mumbai,
Delhi or wherever.

Or if the average response time drops below 15 minutes they take staff off?

nib

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On Fri, 21 Feb 2025 10:18:23 -0000 (UTC)
Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:02:21 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:aire

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

If only there were some way to electronically communicate with a
company at your own convenience. A sort of modern way of writing a
letter.

Whoever can come up with that would be a millionaire surely ?

Er, that exists already. What doesn't exist is a method of compelling a
reply, or even being sure of getting it read. *That* would be the
millionaire job, and would probably involve electrodes.

Worse is the web form, with no way of keeping a record other than a
screenshot.

--
Joe

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SteveW <[email protected]> wrote:

On 20/02/2025 21:16, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

I've often said that we should have a law, backed by large fines, that companies cannot answer customer service calls any slower than they
answer their sales lines.

"I'm sorry sir, we only sell via our website. Please contact our Live Chat
AI Robot who will be happy to 'help'"

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On 20/02/2025 21:16, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_ "experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

I've often said that we should have a law, backed by large fines, that companies cannot answer customer service calls any slower than they
answer their sales lines.

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Op 20/02/2025 om 21:02 schreef Sam Plusnet:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

I worked for many companies who used this trick. It's nothing new and it
is difficult to prove.

--
Fuck Putin! Fuck Trump! Слава Україні!

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Op 21/02/2025 om 10:10 schreef Jethro_uk:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:16:20 +0000, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_
"experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Because the company makes crap products with crap service.

Which (mid to big) company doesn't make crappy products?

--
Fuck Putin! Fuck Trump! Слава Україні!

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Op 21/02/2025 om 11:41 schreef David:

On 21/02/2025 10:30, charles wrote:

In article <vp9jep$m78d$[email protected]>,
    Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:16:20 +0000, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_
"experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Because the company makes crap products with crap service.

or, all the relevant staff are "working from home" and they haven't been
provided with a proper phone service.

or rather all relevant staff are working in a call centre in Mumbai,
Delhi or wherever.

Or Birmingham, UK. There are plenty of shitty companies that offer
shitty customer service in UK and unfortunately I had to work for some
of them.

--
Fuck Putin! Fuck Trump! Слава Україні!

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On 21/02/2025 15:10, Theo wrote:

SteveW <[email protected]> wrote:

On 20/02/2025 21:16, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_
"experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

I've often said that we should have a law, backed by large fines, that
companies cannot answer customer service calls any slower than they
answer their sales lines.

"I'm sorry sir, we only sell via our website. Please contact our Live Chat AI Robot who will be happy to 'help'"

Yet companies are happy enough to accept calls that may make them money,
while pushing those that may cost them onto the web - and there are many
people who have zero internet access (I have an elderly neighbour
opposite, who has no desire for it).

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On Fri, 21 Feb 2025 16:28:34 +0000, Tim Streater wrote:

On 21 Feb 2025 at 14:45:13 GMT, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:

On Fri, 21 Feb 2025 10:18:23 -0000 (UTC)
Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:02:21 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:aire

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

If only there were some way to electronically communicate with a
company at your own convenience. A sort of modern way of writing a
letter.

Whoever can come up with that would be a millionaire surely ?

Er, that exists already. What doesn't exist is a method of compelling a
reply, or even being sure of getting it read. *That* would be the
millionaire job, and would probably involve electrodes.

Worse is the web form, with no way of keeping a record other than a
screenshot.

The ability to print such ought to be mandatory, so one can make a PDF.

Isn't there an "AI" widget which can catch a webform and screenshot it automatically ?

No ?

Odd. I wonder what "AI" is useful for then. Since it comes with
everything these days.

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On 21 Feb 2025 at 14:45:13 GMT, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:

On Fri, 21 Feb 2025 10:18:23 -0000 (UTC)
Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:02:21 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:aire

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

If only there were some way to electronically communicate with a
company at your own convenience. A sort of modern way of writing a
letter.

Whoever can come up with that would be a millionaire surely ?

Er, that exists already. What doesn't exist is a method of compelling a reply, or even being sure of getting it read. *That* would be the
millionaire job, and would probably involve electrodes.

Worse is the web form, with no way of keeping a record other than a screenshot.

The ability to print such ought to be mandatory, so one can make a PDF.

--
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence."
-- Christopher Hitchens

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On 21/02/2025 15:30, Ottavio Caruso wrote:

Op 20/02/2025 om 21:02 schreef Sam Plusnet:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

I worked for many companies who used this trick. It's nothing new and it
is difficult to prove.

I think that is what justifies the headline - HP were caught with their trousers down.

--
Sam Plusnet

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On 21/02/2025 10:18, Jethro_uk wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:02:21 +0000, Sam Plusnet wrote:aire

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

If only there were some way to electronically communicate with a company
at your own convenience. A sort of modern way of writing a letter.

Whoever can come up with that would be a millionaire surely ?

Nope. The person who devises the scheme to baulk such a communication
method (and thus cut company costs) will be the one to make money.

--
Sam Plusnet

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In article <vpadi3$3g4pi$[email protected]>,
Soup <[email protected]> wrote:

On 21/02/2025 14:54, SteveW wrote:

On 20/02/2025 21:16, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support
calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_
"experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

I've often said that we should have a law, backed by large fines, that companies cannot answer customer service calls any slower than they
answer their sales lines.

Oh look another squadron of pigs.

My department used to help with technical enquiries. My last project was to commission a call queuing system to make sure callers didn't have to wait
too long. All senior management wanted to know was "how quickly you could
get rid of a caller". After I'd left one of my former colleague had a disciplinary interview because he took too long on calls!

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England - sent from my RISC OS 4t�
"I'd rather die of exhaustion than die of boredom" Thomas Carlyle

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On Fri, 21 Feb 2025 14:45:13 +0000, Joe wrote:

Worse is the web form, with no way of keeping a record other than a screenshot.

I run the local branch of a well known professional society. We have
regular hybrid meetings and presentations.

I have to fill in a web form to book these and get the details on the
website, etc. I was informed that I could get an electronic copy of the completed form after submitting it.

The first time I did this, I saw nothing and left it.

The next time, I scanned the 'accepted' page very carefully and saw a
symbol right in the corner. I clicked and that, and that led me to a way
of getting a PDF. But they don't make it obvious, or easy. This place
should know better.



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wish to copy them they can pay me £1 a message.
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On 21/02/2025 15:33, Ottavio Caruso wrote:

Op 21/02/2025 om 11:41 schreef David:

On 21/02/2025 10:30, charles wrote:

In article <vp9jep$m78d$[email protected]>,
    Jethro_uk <[email protected]> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:16:20 +0000, nib wrote:

On 2025-02-20 21:02, Sam Plusnet wrote:

I read the following headline in "The Register"

"HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support >>>>>> calls"

I suspect they are not the first to try this type of 'creative'
technique to cut down on the cost of customer support.

Yes, why is it that _every_ telephone help desk I call is _always_
"experiencing an exceptional number of calls"?

Because the company makes crap products with crap service.

or, all the relevant staff are "working from home" and they haven't been >>> provided with a proper phone service.

or rather all relevant staff are working in a call centre in Mumbai,
Delhi or wherever.

Or Birmingham, UK. There are plenty of shitty companies that offer
shitty customer service in UK and unfortunately I had to work for some
of them.

Always remember what Warren Buffett (the sage of Omaha) famously once
remarked -

"only invest your cash in companies that can be run by complete idiots,
because as sure as night follows day, the company that you have put a
big chunk of your money into *will* be run by a complete idiot"

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