• Re: Bear attacks Oregon man after he shoots animal twice for harassing

    From Klaus Schadenfreude@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sat May 27 02:41:18 2023
    XPost: talk.politics.guns, or.politics

    On Sat, 27 May 2023 09:20:02 -0000 (UTC), Need a bigger gun
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    An Oregon man is recovering after a bear he shot twice for harassing his >chickens attacked him Wednesday morning, authorities said.

    He should have used an AR-15. They wouldn't even know what kind of
    animal it was until they checked its DNA.

    "You know that these [assault] weapons can shoot down airplanes, they
    can blow up railroads. "
    -Gun Expert Rev. Jesse Jackson.

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  • From Just Wondering@21:1/5 to Need a bigger gun on Sat May 27 11:03:58 2023
    XPost: talk.politics.guns, or.politics

    On 5/27/2023 3:20 AM, Need a bigger gun wrote:
    An Oregon man is recovering after a bear he shot twice for harassing his chickens attacked him Wednesday morning, authorities said.

    Craig Lankford said he shot the bear the first time on Tuesday evening in
    La Grande while the animal was disturbing the birds, the Oregon Department
    of Fish and Wildlife said in a news release.

    Lankford told officials that he went in search of the bear the following morning and encountered it near his property, shooting the animal a second time. The wounded bear then attacked Lankford.

    Lankford survived the encounter, suffering injuries to his arms and head, officials said. He is expected to recover after receiving treatment at a hospital.

    Union County deputies responded just after 7:30 a.m. to Owsley Canyon Road for a report of a bear attack on a human, the release stated.

    Deputies immediately closed nearby roads after learning that a wounded
    bear was in the area. Oregon State Police and ODFW officers were called to the scene and assisted in planning a search for the animal.

    ODFW told Fox News Digital that the bear involved in the attack was a
    large, adult male black bear with brown coloring wearing a “tuck-friendly”
    swimsuit with large Target rainbow symbols.

    About three hours later, officials found a bear that matched the victim’s description near the site of the attack.

    The bear was euthanized at the scene, and a necropsy later found bullet fragments consistent with the victim’s report, the agency said.

    https://news.yahoo.com/bear-attacks-oregon-man-shoots-161353232.html

    I'm Just Wondering what size of swimsuit fits a black bear,
    and who had the cojones to put it on the critter.

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  • From Baxter@21:1/5 to Just Wondering on Sun May 28 03:11:53 2023
    XPost: talk.politics.guns, or.politics

    Just Wondering <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:2KqcM.2213140$[email protected]:

    On 5/27/2023 3:20 AM, Need a bigger gun wrote:
    An Oregon man is recovering after a bear he shot twice for harassing
    his chickens attacked him Wednesday morning, authorities said.

    Craig Lankford said he shot the bear the first time on Tuesday
    evening in La Grande while the animal was disturbing the birds, the
    Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife said in a news release.

    Lankford told officials that he went in search of the bear the
    following morning and encountered it near his property, shooting the
    animal a second time. The wounded bear then attacked Lankford.

    Lankford survived the encounter, suffering injuries to his arms and
    head, officials said. He is expected to recover after receiving
    treatment at a hospital.

    Union County deputies responded just after 7:30 a.m. to Owsley Canyon
    Road for a report of a bear attack on a human, the release stated.

    Deputies immediately closed nearby roads after learning that a
    wounded bear was in the area. Oregon State Police and ODFW officers
    were called to the scene and assisted in planning a search for the
    animal.

    ODFW told Fox News Digital that the bear involved in the attack was a
    large, adult male black bear with brown coloring wearing a
    “tuck-friendly” swimsuit with large Target rainbow symbols.

    About three hours later, officials found a bear that matched the
    victim’s description near the site of the attack.

    The bear was euthanized at the scene, and a necropsy later found
    bullet fragments consistent with the victim’s report, the agency
    said.

    https://news.yahoo.com/bear-attacks-oregon-man-shoots-161353232.html

    I'm Just Wondering what size of swimsuit fits a black bear,
    and who had the cojones to put it on the critter.


    Oh, that? That sort of thing happens in groomer KKKlaun's bizarrow
    alternative universe. Bears go shopping at Target.

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  • From Klaus Schadenfreude@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sun May 28 04:55:57 2023
    XPost: talk.politics.guns, or.politics

    On Sun, 28 May 2023 03:11:53 -0000 (UTC), Baxter
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Just Wondering <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:2KqcM.2213140$[email protected]:

    On 5/27/2023 3:20 AM, Need a bigger gun wrote:
    An Oregon man is recovering after a bear he shot twice for harassing
    his chickens attacked him Wednesday morning, authorities said.

    Craig Lankford said he shot the bear the first time on Tuesday
    evening in La Grande while the animal was disturbing the birds, the
    Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife said in a news release.

    Lankford told officials that he went in search of the bear the
    following morning and encountered it near his property, shooting the
    animal a second time. The wounded bear then attacked Lankford.

    Lankford survived the encounter, suffering injuries to his arms and
    head, officials said. He is expected to recover after receiving
    treatment at a hospital.

    Union County deputies responded just after 7:30 a.m. to Owsley Canyon
    Road for a report of a bear attack on a human, the release stated.

    Deputies immediately closed nearby roads after learning that a
    wounded bear was in the area. Oregon State Police and ODFW officers
    were called to the scene and assisted in planning a search for the
    animal.

    ODFW told Fox News Digital that the bear involved in the attack was a
    large, adult male black bear with brown coloring wearing a
    “tuck-friendly�? swimsuit with large Target rainbow symbols.

    About three hours later, officials found a bear that matched the
    victim’s description near the site of the attack.

    The bear was euthanized at the scene, and a necropsy later found
    bullet fragments consistent with the victim’s report, the agency
    said.

    https://news.yahoo.com/bear-attacks-oregon-man-shoots-161353232.html

    I'm Just Wondering what size of swimsuit fits a black bear,
    and who had the cojones to put it on the critter.


    Oh, that? That sort of thing happens in groomer KKKlaun's bizarrow >alternative universe. Bears go shopping at Target.

    No doubt Baxter has plans this spring to wander into bears dens to
    teach them about butt plugs.

    I sure hope he gets it on film.


    Seems to me there might be medical reasons for a kid to know what a
    butt plug looks like should he/she come across one that hasn't been
    sanitized. Kid minding toddler sibling: hey, that looks kind of like a pacifier.
    -Baxter, who thinks 11 year olds would use a butt plug as a pacifier. Message-ID: <tedd1k$1ffa$[email protected]>

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