• Weird - Double Gazillions of CRICKETS In Waves Over Utah

    From c186282@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 19 14:40:11 2025
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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14727647/biblical-plague-cannibal-crickets-utah.html

    Utah is under siege from a rapidly spreading infestation
    of Mormon crickets—cannibalistic insects that have returned
    in massive swarms.

    In areas like Fillmore and Tooele, residents describe the
    invasion as 'apocalyptic', with bugs covering roads, fences,
    walls, and even the sides of homes.

    Crushed crickets have made roads dangerously slick, leading
    to car accidents. In some counties, snow plows are being used
    to clear away tons of insects.

    Mormon crickets are large, flightless katydids—shiny, reddish
    insects that can grow up to two inches long.

    They're native to the western US, especially in states like
    Montana, Oregon, Utah, Idaho, and Nevada.

    These crickets thrive in drought and warm weather, forming
    massive migrating swarms that can number in the millions.

    Farmers are already reporting early crop losses, and backyard
    gardens are being stripped overnight. In small towns, the air
    reeks of rotting insects.

    Officials are warning that the worst may be yet to come. Eggs
    that hatched in spring could lead to a second wave of crickets
    by summer.

    . . .

    They ARE a kind of cricket, but nearly the size of
    grasshoppers. Kinda ugly too.

    Oh, the Mormon Church wants them officially renamed :-)

    The east coast of Florida sometimes gets plagues
    of CRABS that come out of the sea and head for
    inland areas with fresher water. They don't eat
    crops, but turn the roads all slick and are big
    enough where their claws can puncture tires.

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  • From Siri Cruz@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 19 17:35:35 2025
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    On 19/5/25 11:40, c186282 wrote:
    Utah is under siege from a rapidly spreading infestation
    of Mormon crickets—cannibalistic insects that have returned
    in massive swarms.

    In areas like Fillmore and Tooele, residents describe the
    invasion as 'apocalyptic', with bugs covering roads, fences,
    walls, and even the sides of homes.

    A plague of locusts. How quaint.

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  • From Gronk@21:1/5 to All on Wed May 28 23:46:57 2025
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    c186282 wrote:
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14727647/biblical-plague-cannibal-crickets-utah.html

    These crickets thrive in drought and warm weather, forming
    massive migrating swarms that can number in the millions.

    Hmmm. Dry. Hot. Climate change?

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  • From c186282@21:1/5 to Gronk on Thu May 29 02:01:45 2025
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    On 5/29/25 1:46 AM, Gronk wrote:
    c186282 wrote:
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14727647/biblical-plague-cannibal-crickets-utah.html


    These crickets thrive in drought and warm weather, forming
    massive migrating swarms that can number in the millions.

    Hmmm. Dry. Hot. Climate change?

    There's ALWAYS "climate change". Hotter, cooler,
    wetter, drier ......

    Check the paleo records.

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  • From Mitchell Holman@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Thu May 29 13:45:30 2025
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    c186282 <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

    On 5/29/25 1:46 AM, Gronk wrote:
    c186282 wrote:
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14727647/biblical-pla
    gue-cannibal-crickets-utah.html


    These crickets thrive in drought and warm weather, forming
    massive migrating swarms that can number in the millions.

    Hmmm. Dry. Hot. Climate change?

    There's ALWAYS "climate change". Hotter, cooler,
    wetter, drier ......

    Check the paleo records.




    The Conservative Progression:



    1) Climate change is a myth.

    2) OK. it is real but natural.

    3) OK, it is manmade but too small to worry about.

    4) OK, it is a problem but there is nothing we can do about it.

    5) OK, we could do something but it would hurt Big Oil profits.

    5a) OK, we could do something but it would cramp my lifestyle.

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Mitchell Holman on Thu May 29 10:56:15 2025
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    Mitchell Holman wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    c186282 <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

    On 5/29/25 1:46 AM, Gronk wrote:
    c186282 wrote:
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14727647/biblical-pla
    gue-cannibal-crickets-utah.html

    These crickets thrive in drought and warm weather, forming
    massive migrating swarms that can number in the millions.

    Hmmm. Dry. Hot. Climate change?

    There's ALWAYS "climate change". Hotter, cooler,
    wetter, drier ......

    Check the paleo records.

    The point of anthropogenic climate warming is that it's happening
    rapidly. This makes it difficult for species to evolve in time,
    and societies to adapt.

    The Conservative Progression:

    1) Climate change is a myth.
    2) OK. it is real but natural.
    3) OK, it is manmade but too small to worry about.
    4) OK, it is a problem but there is nothing we can do about it.
    5) OK, we could do something but it would hurt Big Oil profits.
    5a) OK, we could do something but it would cramp my lifestyle.

    6) And who the hell cares about pollution?

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  • From Gronk@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jun 5 00:05:08 2025
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    c186282 wrote:
    On 5/29/25 1:46 AM, Gronk wrote:
    c186282 wrote:
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14727647/biblical-plague-cannibal-crickets-utah.html

    These crickets thrive in drought and warm weather, forming
    massive migrating swarms that can number in the millions.

    Hmmm. Dry. Hot. Climate change?

      There's ALWAYS "climate change". Hotter, cooler,
      wetter, drier ......

      Check the paleo records.

    This is change that is happening over a few decades,
    not over thousands, tens of thousands, or hundreds
    of thousands of years. It's happening over lifetime
    or two.

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