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  • Geez ... Cause Of All Death Changes THREE Times in a WEEK

    From c186282@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 28 22:32:36 2025
    XPost: alt.health, alt.politics.usa, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    Various news sources ...

    Wednesday ... CHICKEN was the cause of all death.

    Thursday ... YOGURT was the cause of all death.

    Friday ... LETTUCE was the cause of all death.

    I've got a new perspective ... DOOM-SAYING STRESS-
    INDUCING *HYPE* is the cause of all death.

    Makers of the various foods - SUE SUE SUE for
    the MSM defamatory bullshit.

    Oh ... Americans particularly consume megatons
    of chicken in every form and HAVE for many many
    decades.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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