XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.politics
Bradley K. Sherman wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:
| Members of the press were removed from the Oval Office on
| Friday, after a young girl collapsed during Dr. Mehmet Oz's
| swearing-in ceremony as President Trump's Centers for
| Medicare and Medicaid Services administrator.
| ...
<https://www.cbsnews.com/news/girl-faints-oval-office-mehmet-oz-trump/>
Did she catch a whiff of Trump's diaper?
Or did the prospect of a TV quack administering Medicare/Medicaid cause her to succumb?
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Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins. He spent his
time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day,
in a fit of inventive genius, he came up with a serum that would make
dolphins live forever!
Of course he was ecstatic. But he soon realized that in order to mass produce this serum he would need large amounts of a certain compound that was only found in nature in the metabolism of a rare South American bird. Carried away by his love for dolphins, he resolved that he would go to the zoo and steal one of these birds.
Unbeknownst to him, as he was arriving at the zoo an elderly lion was escaping from its cage. The zookeepers were alarmed and immediately began combing the zoo for the escaped animal, unaware that it had simply lain down
on the sidewalk and had gone to sleep.
Meanwhile, the marine biologist arrived at the zoo and procured his bird. He was so excited by the prospect of helping his dolphins that he stepped absentmindedly stepped over the sleeping lion on his way back to his car. Immediately, 1500 policemen converged on him and arrested him for transporting a myna across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
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