• Sex during Eid-al-fitr?

    From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 8 23:14:34 2024
    XPost: alt.religion.islam, alt.sufi, alt.islam.sufism
    XPost: soc.culture.iranian, soc.culture.pakistan

    It is acceptable for married Muslim couples to have
    sex during Eid-al-fitr?

    I am working on a blessing that will render 74% of
    committed relationships globally optimally sexually
    compatible, and it should come into effect very soon.

    18%, including all committed same sex relationships
    (which are now more likely to stick) already were
    optimally sexually compatible.

    But a small percentage (2%) of committed relationships
    which were too abusive have been broken up by God.

    --
    David Dalton [email protected] https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 9 17:39:35 2024
    XPost: alt.religion.islam, alt.sufi, alt.islam.sufism
    XPost: soc.culture.iranian, soc.culture.pakistan

    On Apr 8, 2024, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<[email protected]>):

    It is acceptable for married Muslim couples to have
    sex during Eid-al-fitr?

    I am working on a blessing that will render 74% of
    committed relationships globally optimally sexually
    compatible, and it should come into effect very soon.

    18%, including all committed same sex relationships
    (which are now more likely to stick) already were
    optimally sexually compatible.

    But a small percentage (2%) of committed relationships
    which were too abusive have been broken up by God.

    From alt.religion.druid :

    April 9, 2024. To get UTC add 2.5 hours.

    As I feared, there has been another full reset,
    but with no further changes required.

    Though it is cloudy here, the earliest waxing crescent has
    been sighted in some parts of the world, and Eid-al-fitr
    will be celebrated in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere
    on April 10 (or I think technically from the evening of
    April 9 to the evening of April 10).

    Though Mohammed is not a popthrough ootw but is
    a Founder/Guru/Missionary/Prophet type, a correlation
    with EId-al-fitr would be acceptable to me, and I still
    hope that the blessing I mentioned on alt.religion.islam
    last night will occur tonight.

    I also invoke my Silver Bough thumb again, from https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/thumbs.html ,
    in which I thumbed at random a new moon poem
    that in translation ended with the line
    “Thou moon of moons and of blessings!”
    (There are also a Koran thumb and a Koran finger
    on that webpage.)

    With that in mind I began a new attempt at 5:12 p.m.
    I won’t post updates unless someone asks me to,
    but you can assume I am proceeding much as I
    did in the “Post-total-solar-eclipse attempt” thread.
    Please follow up if you have any questions or can
    note any effects.

    I hope I don’t have to wait until I first see the
    waxing crescent here with my naked eyes, which
    could be another couple of days.

    --
    David Dalton [email protected] https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 9 21:15:57 2024
    XPost: alt.religion.islam, alt.sufi, alt.islam.sufism
    XPost: soc.culture.iranian, soc.culture.pakistan

    On Apr 8, 2024, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<[email protected]>):

    It is acceptable for married Muslim couples to have
    sex during Eid-al-fitr?

    I am working on a blessing that will render 74% of
    committed relationships globally optimally sexually
    compatible, and it should come into effect very soon.

    18%, including all committed same sex relationships
    (which are now more likely to stick) already were
    optimally sexually compatible.

    But a small percentage (2%) of committed relationships
    which were too abusive have been broken up by God.

    Those ordained to bishop level or equivalent or higher
    (and some good and knowledgeable ordained to priest level)
    may notice the blessing before the general population.
    (I define equivalent to bishop as the lowest level that
    can ordain to level[s] below him or her.)

    The blessings has been negotiated by me with God
    (who I call Goddess, and define as the ruler of the
    region all/everything). Such negotiation is similar
    to Jacob “wrestling” with God late at night. I don’t
    have voices, but get my answers by perineum click
    (short period mula bandha) divination, which however
    has been unreliable for me in my Sisyphean endeavours.

    --
    David Dalton [email protected] https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Wed Apr 10 15:54:53 2024
    XPost: alt.religion.islam, alt.sufi, alt.islam.sufism
    XPost: soc.culture.iranian, soc.culture.pakistan

    On Apr 9, 2024, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<[email protected]>):

    On Apr 8, 2024, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<[email protected]>):

    It is acceptable for married Muslim couples to have
    sex during Eid-al-fitr?

    I am working on a blessing that will render 74% of
    committed relationships globally optimally sexually
    compatible, and it should come into effect very soon.

    18%, including all committed same sex relationships
    (which are now more likely to stick) already were
    optimally sexually compatible.

    But a small percentage (2%) of committed relationships
    which were too abusive have been broken up by God.

    From alt.religion.druid :

    April 9, 2024. To get UTC add 2.5 hours.

    As I feared, there has been another full reset,
    but with no further changes required.

    Though it is cloudy here, the earliest waxing crescent has
    been sighted in some parts of the world, and Eid-al-fitr
    will be celebrated in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere
    on April 10 (or I think technically from the evening of
    April 9 to the evening of April 10).

    Though Mohammed is not a popthrough ootw but is
    a Founder/Guru/Missionary/Prophet type, a correlation
    with EId-al-fitr would be acceptable to me, and I still
    hope that the blessing I mentioned on alt.religion.islam
    last night will occur tonight.

    I also invoke my Silver Bough thumb again, from https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/thumbs.html ,
    in which I thumbed at random a new moon poem
    that in translation ended with the line
    “Thou moon of moons and of blessings!”
    (There are also a Koran thumb and a Koran finger
    on that webpage.)

    With that in mind I began a new attempt at 5:12 p.m.
    I won’t post updates unless someone asks me to,
    but you can assume I am proceeding much as I
    did in the “Post-total-solar-eclipse attempt” thread.
    Please follow up if you have any questions or can
    note any effects.

    I hope I don’t have to wait until I first see the
    waxing crescent here with my naked eyes, which
    could be another couple of days.

    I am pretty sure I saw the waxing crescent for the first time
    this lunar month at about 1600 UTC April 10, 2024, through
    some leafless tree branches, before it got cloudy, and
    with that in mind I am trying again, so perhaps the marriage
    blessing will come into effect within the next several hours.

    --
    David Dalton [email protected] https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Thu Apr 11 20:50:34 2024
    XPost: alt.religion.islam, alt.sufi, alt.islam.sufism
    XPost: soc.culture.iranian, soc.culture.pakistan

    On Apr 10, 2024, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<[email protected]>):

    On Apr 9, 2024, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<[email protected]>):

    On Apr 8, 2024, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<[email protected]>)
    :

    It is acceptable for married Muslim couples to have
    sex during Eid-al-fitr?

    I am working on a blessing that will render 74% of
    committed relationships globally optimally sexually
    compatible, and it should come into effect very soon.

    18%, including all committed same sex relationships
    (which are now more likely to stick) already were
    optimally sexually compatible.

    But a small percentage (2%) of committed relationships
    which were too abusive have been broken up by God.

    From alt.religion.druid :

    April 9, 2024. To get UTC add 2.5 hours.

    As I feared, there has been another full reset,
    but with no further changes required.

    Though it is cloudy here, the earliest waxing crescent has
    been sighted in some parts of the world, and Eid-al-fitr
    will be celebrated in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere
    on April 10 (or I think technically from the evening of
    April 9 to the evening of April 10).

    Though Mohammed is not a popthrough ootw but is
    a Founder/Guru/Missionary/Prophet type, a correlation
    with EId-al-fitr would be acceptable to me, and I still
    hope that the blessing I mentioned on alt.religion.islam
    last night will occur tonight.

    I also invoke my Silver Bough thumb again, from https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/thumbs.html ,
    in which I thumbed at random a new moon poem
    that in translation ended with the line
    “Thou moon of moons and of blessings!”
    (There are also a Koran thumb and a Koran finger
    on that webpage.)

    With that in mind I began a new attempt at 5:12 p.m.
    I won’t post updates unless someone asks me to,
    but you can assume I am proceeding much as I
    did in the “Post-total-solar-eclipse attempt” thread.
    Please follow up if you have any questions or can
    note any effects.

    I hope I don’t have to wait until I first see the
    waxing crescent here with my naked eyes, which
    could be another couple of days.

    I am pretty sure I saw the waxing crescent for the first time
    this lunar month at about 1600 UTC April 10, 2024, through
    some leafless tree branches, before it got cloudy, and
    with that in mind I am trying again, so perhaps the marriage
    blessing will come into effect within the next several hours.

    April 11, 2024

    No, I am sure now that the above supposed sighting of
    the crescent was just a reflection of the sun off a tree branch.

    Sunset today here was 7:45 p.m. NDT (2215 UTC) and
    it is clear this evening

    I went for a walk and spotted the waxing crescent for
    the first time this lunar month at about 7:55 p.m. NDT.

    I then began a new mystic activation sequence attempt
    at 8:23 p.m. NDT (2253 UTC) April 11, 2024.

    --
    David Dalton [email protected] https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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