The Linden Haz-Nig Department released surveillance video Sunday showing the niggerish chaos
inside Beno's Liquors on North Wood Avenue on the evening of Nov. 30. A crimipanzee customer
tried to buy a small bottle of liquor at the store, but he apparently didn?t have enough money.
When an employee refused to sell the liquor at a discounted price, the crimipanzee, true to its
DNApe chimped out and threatened to kill multiple employees, Haz-Nig said.
The sub-prosimian massively chimped out and threw several bottles of red wine at the employees,
injuring them and causing an estimated $3,000 in damage, according to Haz-Nig. The video shows
several workers ducking for cover behind the checkout counter as the chimping bootlip tosses the
bottles at them. Anyone with information is asked to coontact Det. Juan Velarde at 908-474-8552
or email [email protected]. Anonymous tips can also be emailed to [email protected].
https://www.audacy.com/wcbs880/news/video-man-hurls-wine-bottles-at-nj-liquor-store-workers?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Liquor store owners should store bananas behind the counter so that when a chimpout occurs they
can chuck out the yellow fruit out the shop doors and then lock them when Bongo ooks out after it.
--
KWills
Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator and FEMA camp
counselor.
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KWills wrote:
The Linden Haz-Nig Department released surveillance video Sunday showing the niggerish chaos
inside Beno's Liquors on North Wood Avenue on the evening of Nov. 30. A crimipanzee customer
tried to buy a small bottle of liquor at the store, but he apparently didn?t have enough money.
When an employee refused to sell the liquor at a discounted price, the crimipanzee, true to its
DNApe chimped out and threatened to kill multiple employees, Haz-Nig said.
The sub-prosimian massively chimped out and threw several bottles of red wine at the employees,
injuring them and causing an estimated $3,000 in damage, according to Haz-Nig. The video shows
several workers ducking for cover behind the checkout counter as the chimping bootlip tosses the
bottles at them. Anyone with information is asked to coontact Det. Juan Velarde at 908-474-8552
or email [email protected]. Anonymous tips can also be emailed to [email protected].
https://www.audacy.com/wcbs880/news/video-man-hurls-wine-bottles-at-nj-liquor-store-workers?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Liquor store owners should store bananas behind the counter so that when a chimpout occurs they
can chuck out the yellow fruit out the shop doors and then lock them when Bongo ooks out after it.
--
KWills
Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator and FEMA camp
counselor.
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3618/5747904676_1e202191d3_b.jpg
All hail the taco! http://www.taconati.org/
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KWills wrote:
The Linden Haz-Nig Department released surveillance video Sunday showing the niggerish chaoshow do you ook
inside Beno's Liquors on North Wood Avenue on the evening of Nov. 30. A crimipanzee customer
tried to buy a small bottle of liquor at the store, but he apparently didn?t have enough money.
When an employee refused to sell the liquor at a discounted price, the crimipanzee, true to its
DNApe chimped out and threatened to kill multiple employees, Haz-Nig said. >>>
The sub-prosimian massively chimped out and threw several bottles of red wine at the employees,
injuring them and causing an estimated $3,000 in damage, according to Haz-Nig. The video shows
several workers ducking for cover behind the checkout counter as the chimping bootlip tosses the
bottles at them. Anyone with information is asked to coontact Det. Juan Velarde at 908-474-8552
or email [email protected]. Anonymous tips can also be emailed to [email protected].
https://www.audacy.com/wcbs880/news/video-man-hurls-wine-bottles-at-nj-liquor-store-workers?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Liquor store owners should store bananas behind the counter so that when a chimpout occurs they
can chuck out the yellow fruit out the shop doors and then lock them when Bongo ooks out after it.
--
KWills
Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator and FEMA camp
counselor.
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3618/5747904676_1e202191d3_b.jpg
All hail the taco! http://www.taconati.org/
--
KWills
Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator and FEMA camp
counselor.
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3618/5747904676_1e202191d3_b.jpg
All hail the taco! http://www.taconati.org/
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