A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more
minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but
continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

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