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On 8/12/2022 8:04 am, Seymour Hare wrote:

One fine Summer morning a priest was taking his customary walk through
his local woods. He took a path less traveled and coming to a wide but shallow stream, he paused awhile on the stream bank to ascertain the
best route to cross and to appreciate the peace and quiet of God’s creation.

As he stood there in quiet contemplation, he heard a voice say;”Good morning Father.”

the Priest looked around but saw no one.

Again the voice said; Good morning Father, look down here and you’ll see me.”

the Priest looked down and all he saw was a large, but otherwise unremarkable, frog. Feeling rather foolish and glancing round quickly to
see if anyone was near, the priest said to the frog, “Excuse me Mr.
Frog, but did you speak?”

”indeed I did.” Said the frog. “But though you see me as this loathsome creature, I am in fact a prince of this realm who has had a foul spell
cast upon me by a wicked witch! The spell can only be broken by someone
who shows me great kindness!”

So, the priest, being a kindly man, picked up the frog and took it home
with him. That night, the priest tucked the frog up in his own bed with
a glass of warm milk to comfort the creature and all through the night
they slept together in cosy comfort.

Next morning, when the housekeeper awakened the priest with his early
morning cup of tea: lo and behold, there in the bed with the priest was
a handsome blue eyed boy!

And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is the case for the defense!

Hahahahahaha...




Mike

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Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance of God."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do, it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the obvious). So no evidence and proof is to be found!!"

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that you could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"The Bible cannot baptize. No one was ever saved by reading the Bible. Mechanical or methodical salvation is just more Pharisee bureaucracy.
Men are saved after their conviction, death sentence, and resurrection
in baptism--the baptism of the Holy Spirit." - Nightbulb

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven."

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