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  • Saving a Shirt

    From 890754@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 3 18:18:11 2024
    MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?

    BUTLER: Yes, sir.

    MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!

    BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to
    open it and when I came back I could smell something burning....

    MAN: Don't tell me you've burnt my shirt!

    BUTLER: I... yes, I did.

    MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.

    BUTLER: I know that, sir. That's why I cut it up and patched up the one
    I burnt!

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