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ESCAMBIA COUNTY, Fla. – A man wanted in a Florida shooting was found Friday “folded, not so neatly” inside a dryer, according to sheriff’s officials.
The Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said David Jerome Jackson, 31, was a suspect in a March shooting and deputies received a tip he was in a home
along Edgewater Drive.
Law enforcement searched the home and found Jackson inside the dryer.
“After an extensive search, deputies proceeded to the laundry room, where they finally discovered Jackson, folded, not so neatly inside a remarkably small dryer drum. The look on his face, a combination of guilt,
embarrassment, and warm hosiery,” the sheriff’s office wrote on Facebook.
Deputies pulled him out of the dryer, “one limb at a time,” and took him into custody.
He faces charges of shooting into a dwelling, aggravated assault with a
deadly weapon, damage to property and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialECSO/posts/775652074667826?ref=embed_post
Escambia County Sheriff's Office
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In the Dryer…Found He Was
On May 17th, 2024, Escambia County Sheriff’s Office deputies received a tip that Jackson was inside a home off Edgewater Drive. With the assistance of
our warrants unit, deputies entered the home and began to search for
Jackson.
After an extensive search, deputies proceeded to the laundry room, where
they finally discovered Jackson, folded, not so neatly inside a remarkably small dryer drum. The look on his face, a combination of guilt,
embarrassment, and warm hosiery.
He was pulled from the dryer one limb at a time, as he clung to his tumble- ready hideout. Outside the dryer, deputies removed three dryer sheets, two mismatched socks, and a crumpled-up tissue from his surprisingly wrinkled
Star Wars shirt.
He was taken into custody.
As always the case, all suspects are presumed innocent and free of static cling.
Great job, D/South Deputies and ECSO Warrants Unit!
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Linda Robbins Akers
I love the hilarity included in this article.
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Andrew Newton
Put hin in the jail laundry room and make him look at dryers every day...lol...Great job guys. 👮♀️👮♂️🐕🦺👏
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Hunny Chandler
The depth an offender will go to keep from being caught. Glad they didn't
start the dryer on high! Love the story.
Great job ECSO Deputies !!💚🤍💛
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Patti Fleming
Just reading that caused my claustrophobia to kick in! 😵💫 Great job officers!
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Nise Senoj
The scream I just let out reading this!! 😂😂😂
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Tammy Thomas Collier
Great job officers 👏
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Yoga Ro
Dang they said he been going to that girl Yoga Ro flexibility classes . Didn’t know he wanted to stretch into a pretzel for this 😳
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Rhonda Mathews
That's some Cirque du Soleil stuff right there. 🤭🤭
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John Bell
Tight fit I bet ! Too bad he didn’t get to ride “round n round “
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Sage Rose
This made me think of Season 2 of THEM 🤣😂🤣 Now he done let Edmund bend him
up in that Dryer
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Audrey Stephens
Many years ago I managed an apartment complex and the warrant division
served a warrant they watched the guy walk in but couldn't find him. An
officer bumped the 52" projection box screen tv and the front fell off and
the guy was inside the tv. True story. Lol
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TJ Candler
He was trying to be efficient
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Up Thescore
He should definitely join the circus 🎪 he got great flexibility skills 🤣 4d
John Tucker
This reporter needs a reward for their incredible unnecessary description
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Jacqueline Kornelis
That’s…… quite impressive 😂
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Kris Bourgeois
Great job. Should've turned it on for a few minutes.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/05/21/man-wanted-in-florida- shooting-found-folded-in-dryer/
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