Le 10/02/2024 à 20:00, Volney a écrit :
Why are you telling us to always go to other people's funerals,
otherwise they won't come to yours?
Speaking of funerals, the question is very simple:
One day, a man was walking in the suburbs of Barcelona,
and he comes across an old lady who tells him that she is going to tell
him his fortune.
As he laughed about it, being very Cartesian, she said to him: "I'm going
to tell you your fortune, it will cost you five euros, and if you find
just one thing that isn't true, you won't have to pay." .
So he listens to the old lady who reveals her whole past to him and says
to him:
“You will marry a girl named Samantha-Maria Smith, village of Jaligny,
from whom you will have three children, and you will have a happy life.”
Arms drooping, he pays the old lady, and rushes home, then types on his computer:
"Samantha-Maria Smith. Jaligny".
Why is he doing this?
Because he is curious.
The computer responds:
Two possible answers.
1. Samantha-Maria Smith (1905-1997). Jaligny.
2. Samatha-Maria Smith (25 years old). Jaligny.
The guy then searches on his computer in which cemetery we could find the
grave of the first suitor.
He is curious.
But he's stupid.
R.H.
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