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    From a425couple@21:1/5 to All on Sat Mar 5 07:34:22 2022
    XPost: or.politics

    BabylonBee - Putin receives Nobel Prize in Medicine
    for ending Covid Pandemic

    read and view it at: https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-receives-nobel-prize-in-medicine-for-ending-covid-pandemic

    SWITZERLAND—After serious deliberations deep inside the super-secret
    Nobel Prize Compound in Switzerland or wherever, the Nobel committee of medicine deciders have awarded the coveted Nobel Prize in Medicine to Russia’s President Vladimir Putin for singlehandedly ending the COVID pandemic practically overnight.

    News of the swift and nearly-miraculous end to a years-long pandemic
    came at a serendipitous moment for members of a certain American
    political party.

    “While Putin should receive credit for ending this pandemic, President
    Biden also deserves praise for ending the pandemic and fulfilling yet
    another campaign promise like all of the other campaign promises he
    totally keeps fulfilling,” said Jen Psaki to a journalist and future
    coworker at MSNBC, “Yes, Putin’s magical ability to end this pandemic
    bodes well for any democrat running for reelection this November, but
    that’s just a happy, happy coincidence.”

    Thanks to the Russian President’s decisive blow against the COVID
    pandemic, Democrat-run states across the U.S. immediately began lifting draconian, life-crushing, and statistically racist mask and vaccine
    mandates in workplaces, restaurants, and even schools. This great news
    about the scientifically plausible and immediate end to the pandemic is
    sure to be one of President Biden’s main talking points during his first State of the Union speech.

    President Putin showed up in person to receive the Nobel Prize, and then
    asked to stay in the "super-secret Nobel Prize Compound" as he was
    hiding from mobs of angry Russian citizens for no apparent reason.

    Babylon Bee subscriber Scott Swett contributed to this report. If you
    want to get involved with the staff writers at The Babylon Bee, check
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  • From Baxter@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sun Mar 6 02:54:02 2022
    XPost: or.politics

    a425couple <[email protected]> wrote in news:%pLUJ.97428$[email protected]:

    BabylonBee - Putin receives Nobel Prize in Medicine
    for ending Covid Pandemic

    "Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox."

    https://babylonbee.com/

    "The Babylon Bee is the world�s best satire site,"
    https://babylonbee.com/about

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  • From a425couple@21:1/5 to Baxter on Sun Mar 6 19:45:03 2022
    XPost: or.politics

    On 3/5/2022 6:54 PM, Baxter wrote:
    a425couple <[email protected]> wrote in news:%pLUJ.97428$[email protected]:

    BabylonBee - Putin receives Nobel Prize in Medicine
    for ending Covid Pandemic

    "Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox."

    https://babylonbee.com/

    "The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site," https://babylonbee.com/about


    Yes, it is satire.
    But amazing, that when Putin causes problems
    all your Democrat friends forget about COVID.

    Meanwhile, all your Democrat friends are sure
    trashing this newsgroup.

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  • From Baxter@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Mon Mar 7 05:56:25 2022
    XPost: or.politics

    a425couple <[email protected]> wrote in news:1dfVJ.92568$iK66.50921 @fx46.iad:

    On 3/5/2022 6:54 PM, Baxter wrote:
    a425couple <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:%pLUJ.97428$[email protected]:

    BabylonBee - Putin receives Nobel Prize in Medicine
    for ending Covid Pandemic

    "Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox."

    https://babylonbee.com/

    "The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site,"
    https://babylonbee.com/about


    Yes, it is satire.
    But amazing, that when Putin causes problems
    all your Democrat friends forget about COVID.

    You wish. No we have not forgotten about COVID.


    Meanwhile, all your Democrat friends are sure
    trashing this newsgroup.

    It wasn't Dems smearing shit on the walls on Jan 6 - and it's not Dems or liberals smearing shit on the walls of this newsgroup.

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  • From a425couple@21:1/5 to Baxter on Mon Mar 7 08:11:30 2022
    XPost: or.politics

    On 3/6/2022 9:56 PM, Baxter wrote:
    a425couple <[email protected]> wrote in news:1dfVJ.92568$iK66.50921 @fx46.iad:

    On 3/5/2022 6:54 PM, Baxter wrote:
    a425couple <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:%pLUJ.97428$[email protected]:

    BabylonBee - Putin receives Nobel Prize in Medicine
    for ending Covid Pandemic

    "Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox."

    https://babylonbee.com/

    "The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site,"
    https://babylonbee.com/about


    Yes, it is satire.
    But amazing, that when Putin causes problems
    all your Democrat friends forget about COVID.

    You wish. No we have not forgotten about COVID.


    Meanwhile, all your Democrat friends are sure
    trashing this newsgroup.

    It wasn't Dems smearing shit on the walls on Jan 6 - and it's not Dems or liberals smearing shit on the walls of this newsgroup.


    Baxter, you are truly a fool and a liar.

    Clearly the forgers have done false posts
    using conservatives names.

    Clearly these massive dumpers by bots are leftists:
    - "Trump is a RUSSIAN ASSET"
    did 7 posts in the minute of 7:54 March 7
    - "William T" is a leftest total liar in delusions
    - What Kind of Birds Don't Fly"
    did multiple posts in the minute of 7:54 March 7

    Your liberals are totally trashing this newsgroup.

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