• Live ladybug found in =?ISO-8859-15?Q?patient=92s?= rectum during colon

    From MummyChunk@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 6 01:25:44 2024
    The world's first case of a live ladybug being found in a patient's
    ass or rectum during a colonoscopy has been hyped up on social media

    It is still not known exactly through which of the �entrances� she got
    into the man�s ass , but such cases have not been encountered since.

    If there is no god, then how did his cow end up in the ass? 30 seconds
    to think

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  • From Danart@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 10 02:32:49 2024
    MummyChunk wrote:
    The world's first case of a live ladybug being found in a patient's
    ass or rectum during a colonoscopy has been hyped up on social media

    It is still not known exactly through which of the �entrances� she
    got into the man�s ass , but such cases have not been encountered
    since.

    If there is no god, then how did his cow end up in the ass? 30
    seconds to think

    Not really amazing.

    A Ladybug/bird flew on my hand and literally started to lay her eggs
    on me, pushing them down into the pores of my skin.
    Those little yellow things that I barely felt. I have an egg inside of
    my hand still unless it hatched. Remember these are beetles ( like the
    dung beetle that uses dung for it's young to eat and survive in ), and
    has a hard-shell. Being bugs and more importantly with a heavy duty
    shell would also help survival.

    So I could imagine if somebody was sitting or feel asleep half naked
    and nearby LB literally flew into this persons body and literally laid
    her eggs there.

    It would be sad if this person was a adult-entertainer and the LB was
    able to survive due to the lack of food and disturbed rectum. Makes
    you think of Mr. Slave from "South Park". Again it is
    possible.


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