• OT: Pharmaceutical Joke (Hilarious)

    From Cursitor Doom@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 22 00:32:31 2025
    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about Tricoxagin.�

    :-D

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  • From john larkin@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 21 17:11:55 2025
    On Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:32:31 +0100, Cursitor Doom <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about >Tricoxagin.�

    :-D

    I am reminded of the motto of The National Lampoon:

    Good Taste Isn't Everything

    (Who makes up drug names anyhow?)

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  • From Bill Sloman@21:1/5 to Cursitor Doom on Tue Apr 22 15:56:04 2025
    On 22/04/2025 9:32 am, Cursitor Doom wrote:
    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about Tricoxagin.”

    Cursitor Doom's grasp of reality is remarkably feeble. He may really
    think that this is a "hilarious joke" rather than 12-year-old-school-boy
    smut.

    --
    Bill Sloman, sydney

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  • From Cursitor Doom@21:1/5 to All on Fri Apr 25 18:30:57 2025
    On Mon, 21 Apr 2025 17:11:55 -0700, john larkin <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    On Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:32:31 +0100, Cursitor Doom <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about >>Tricoxagin.�

    :-D

    I am reminded of the motto of The National Lampoon:

    Good Taste Isn't Everything

    (Who makes up drug names anyhow?)

    The drug company who owns the patent is free to call it whatever they
    like pretty much. But drugs have several names. There's the
    proprietory name (Tricoxagin in this example) then there's the generic
    name, which will be less 'popular' and recognizable. For example,
    Prozac (proprietory) is also fluoxetine IIRC. Then there's the
    chemical names of which there are at least three or four
    variants.Those describe the precise molecule itself with zero
    ambiguity. Lyrica, sold by Pfizer under that name is also pregabalin
    and it's prime chemical name can be 3-Isobutyl-GABA, or (S)-3-Isobutyl-aminobutyric acid, or IsobutylGABA (among others!)

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  • From Bill Sloman@21:1/5 to Cursitor Doom on Sat Apr 26 16:49:30 2025
    On 26/04/2025 3:30 am, Cursitor Doom wrote:
    On Mon, 21 Apr 2025 17:11:55 -0700, john larkin <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    On Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:32:31 +0100, Cursitor Doom <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about
    Tricoxagin.”

    :-D

    I am reminded of the motto of The National Lampoon:

    Good Taste Isn't Everything

    (Who makes up drug names anyhow?)

    The drug company who owns the patent is free to call it whatever they
    like pretty much. But drugs have several names. There's the
    proprietory name (Tricoxagin in this example) then there's the generic
    name, which will be less 'popular' and recognizable. For example,
    Prozac (proprietory) is also fluoxetine IIRC. Then there's the
    chemical names of which there are at least three or four
    variants.Those describe the precise molecule itself with zero
    ambiguity.

    The variants typically sacrifice precision for brevity.

    Lyrica, sold by Pfizer under that name is also pregabalin
    and it's prime chemical name can be 3-Isobutyl-GABA, or (S)-3-Isobutyl-aminobutyric acid, or IsobutylGABA (among others!)

    There is a standard for chemical naming which nails down the structure
    and distinguishes optical isomers. For organic chemicals the names can
    be remarkably long. Even butane has two structural isomers - there's a
    straight chain isomer and methyl-propane with three methyl group and one hydrogen atom attached to a central carbon atom.

    Diamond, graphite and the buckmeister-fullerine are all isomers of
    carbon but the structural differences are important.

    --
    Bill Sloman, Sydney

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  • From bitrex@21:1/5 to Bill Sloman on Sat Apr 26 17:13:27 2025
    On 4/22/2025 1:56 AM, Bill Sloman wrote:
    On 22/04/2025 9:32 am, Cursitor Doom wrote:
    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about
    Tricoxagin.”

    Cursitor Doom's grasp of reality is remarkably feeble. He may really
    think that this is a "hilarious joke" rather than 12-year-old-school-boy smut.


    This is why lesbians don't ask him on too many dates, I guess

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  • From Cursitor Doom@21:1/5 to bitrex on Sun May 4 12:46:29 2025
    On Sat, 26 Apr 2025 17:13:27 -0400, bitrex <[email protected]> wrote:

    On 4/22/2025 1:56 AM, Bill Sloman wrote:
    On 22/04/2025 9:32 am, Cursitor Doom wrote:
    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about
    Tricoxagin.�

    Cursitor Doom's grasp of reality is remarkably feeble. He may really
    think that this is a "hilarious joke" rather than 12-year-old-school-boy
    smut.


    This is why lesbians don't ask him on too many dates, I guess

    It's true I've never had many lesbians ask me out, but I don't think
    that's due to my admittedly puerile sense of humour. At least I still
    *have* a sense of humour - unlike Bill, who (if he ever had one) lost
    it many years ago in the process of becoming the misanthropic loner we
    know and love today.

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  • From Bill Sloman@21:1/5 to Cursitor Doom on Fri May 9 05:00:05 2025
    On 4/05/2025 9:46 pm, Cursitor Doom wrote:
    On Sat, 26 Apr 2025 17:13:27 -0400, bitrex <[email protected]> wrote:

    On 4/22/2025 1:56 AM, Bill Sloman wrote:
    On 22/04/2025 9:32 am, Cursitor Doom wrote:
    I just heard this hilarious joke and thought I'd share it with you
    guys:

    "If you are a lesbian suffering from depression ask your doctor about
    Tricoxagin.”

    Cursitor Doom's grasp of reality is remarkably feeble. He may really
    think that this is a "hilarious joke" rather than 12-year-old-school-boy >>> smut.


    This is why lesbians don't ask him on too many dates, I guess

    It's true I've never had many lesbians ask me out, but I don't think
    that's due to my admittedly puerile sense of humour. At least I still
    *have* a sense of humour - unlike Bill, who (if he ever had one) lost
    it many years ago in the process of becoming the misanthropic loner we
    know and love today.
    So Cursitor Doom doesn't get my jokes. The "hilarious" claim in the
    original subject line makes it fairly clear that Cursitor Doom's sense
    of humour isn't up to much, so one can deduce that he can't detect
    anything subtle.

    Calling his "joke" "12-year-old-school-boy smut" was calling it puerile.

    https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/puerile

    Puerile is low-frequency word, and using it is a bit pretentious, but
    that's our Cursitor Doom.

    --
    Bill Sloman, Sydney

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