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  • OT:Did something secret

    From Markem618@21:1/5 to All on Tue Nov 8 15:32:37 2022
    Did you

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  • From DerbyDad03@21:1/5 to All on Tue Nov 8 15:45:16 2022
    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 4:32:47 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    Did you

    Last Thursday

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Tue Nov 8 21:00:12 2022
    On Tue, 8 Nov 2022 15:45:16 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 4:32:47 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    Did you

    Last Thursday

    You weren't supposed to tell!

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  • From DerbyDad03@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Wed Nov 9 11:19:33 2022
    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 9:00:17 PM UTC-5, [email protected] wrote:
    On Tue, 8 Nov 2022 15:45:16 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 4:32:47 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    Did you

    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!

    Tell what?

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  • From Casper@21:1/5 to All on Thu Nov 10 11:07:33 2022
    DerbyDad03 was heard to mutter:

    Did you
    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!
    Tell what?

    What was the question?

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  • From Bill@21:1/5 to All on Thu Nov 10 13:46:03 2022
    On 11/9/2022 2:19 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 9:00:17 PM UTC-5, [email protected] wrote:
    On Tue, 8 Nov 2022 15:45:16 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 4:32:47 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    Did you

    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!

    Tell what?


    This newsgroup is getting sort of racy! ; )

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  • From Markem618@21:1/5 to All on Thu Nov 10 13:19:07 2022
    On Thu, 10 Nov 2022 11:07:33 -0500, Casper <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    DerbyDad03 was heard to mutter:

    Did you
    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!
    Tell what?

    What was the question?
    Did you cast your secret ballot?

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  • From DerbyDad03@21:1/5 to All on Thu Nov 10 15:21:28 2022
    On Thursday, November 10, 2022 at 2:19:15 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    On Thu, 10 Nov 2022 11:07:33 -0500, Casper <[email protected]>
    wrote:
    DerbyDad03 was heard to mutter:

    Did you
    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!
    Tell what?

    What was the question?
    Did you cast your secret ballot?

    Oh jeez...now the cat is out of the bag.

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  • From Markem618@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Thu Nov 10 18:19:47 2022
    On Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:21:28 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    On Thursday, November 10, 2022 at 2:19:15 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    On Thu, 10 Nov 2022 11:07:33 -0500, Casper <[email protected]>
    wrote:
    DerbyDad03 was heard to mutter:

    Did you
    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!
    Tell what?

    What was the question?
    Did you cast your secret ballot?

    Oh jeez...now the cat is out of the bag.
    Was it alive or dead?

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Fri Nov 11 00:43:52 2022
    On Wed, 9 Nov 2022 11:19:33 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 9:00:17 PM UTC-5, [email protected] wrote:
    On Tue, 8 Nov 2022 15:45:16 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    On Tuesday, November 8, 2022 at 4:32:47 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    Did you

    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!

    Tell what?

    anyone but her.

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Fri Nov 11 00:42:29 2022
    On Thu, 10 Nov 2022 18:19:47 -0600, Markem618 <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    On Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:21:28 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    On Thursday, November 10, 2022 at 2:19:15 PM UTC-5, Markem618 wrote:
    On Thu, 10 Nov 2022 11:07:33 -0500, Casper <[email protected]>
    wrote:
    DerbyDad03 was heard to mutter:

    Did you
    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!
    Tell what?

    What was the question?
    Did you cast your secret ballot?

    Oh jeez...now the cat is out of the bag.
    Was it alive or dead?

    Maybe.

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  • From Puckdropper@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sun Nov 13 06:21:59 2022
    Markem618 <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

    Did you


    I must admit I did. I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

    In my defense, I did intend on replacing them the next day but stuff
    happened. I couldn't remember what kind of cookies they were so bought
    several kinds. To better hide my tracks, I decided to mix the cookies
    together like one mixes the ingredients in a tossed salad.

    I went to return them and realized that the last thing people want to find
    in the cookie jar is tossed cookies!

    So I ate them.

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  • From Markem618@21:1/5 to All on Sun Nov 13 08:43:19 2022
    On Sun, 13 Nov 2022 06:21:59 GMT, Puckdropper <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    Markem618 <[email protected]> wrote in >news:[email protected]:

    Did you


    I must admit I did. I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

    In my defense, I did intend on replacing them the next day but stuff >happened. I couldn't remember what kind of cookies they were so bought >several kinds. To better hide my tracks, I decided to mix the cookies >together like one mixes the ingredients in a tossed salad.

    I went to return them and realized that the last thing people want to find
    in the cookie jar is tossed cookies!

    So I ate them.

    Kind of crumby when ya toss em.

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Sun Nov 13 16:33:20 2022
    On Sun, 13 Nov 2022 06:21:59 GMT, Puckdropper <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    Markem618 <[email protected]> wrote in >news:[email protected]:

    Did you


    I must admit I did. I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

    In my defense, I did intend on replacing them the next day but stuff >happened. I couldn't remember what kind of cookies they were so bought >several kinds. To better hide my tracks, I decided to mix the cookies >together like one mixes the ingredients in a tossed salad.

    I went to return them and realized that the last thing people want to find
    in the cookie jar is tossed cookies!

    So I ate them.

    Your wife caught you with your hand in the cookie jar again. You can
    lose your hand that way. Just ask Lorena Bobbitt.

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  • From Bill@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sun Nov 13 16:46:42 2022
    On 11/13/2022 4:33 PM, [email protected] wrote:
    On Sun, 13 Nov 2022 06:21:59 GMT, Puckdropper <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    Markem618 <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected]:

    Did you


    I must admit I did. I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

    In my defense, I did intend on replacing them the next day but stuff
    happened. I couldn't remember what kind of cookies they were so bought
    several kinds. To better hide my tracks, I decided to mix the cookies
    together like one mixes the ingredients in a tossed salad.

    I went to return them and realized that the last thing people want to find >> in the cookie jar is tossed cookies!

    So I ate them.

    Your wife caught you with your hand in the cookie jar again. You can
    lose your hand that way. Just ask Lorena Bobbitt.

    Somehow, I always recall the song "3 Blind Mice" when I hear her name.

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  • From Casper@21:1/5 to All on Tue Nov 15 18:15:38 2022
    Did you
    Last Thursday
    You weren't supposed to tell!
    Tell what?
    What was the question?
    Did you cast your secret ballot?

    I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
    Leave the cat alone. She likes the bag.

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