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    From bmoore@21:1/5 to All on Fri May 2 13:14:01 2025
    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender, who knew him, says, “Are you OK?”
    The pirate says, “Yes, I feel fine. Why?”
    The bartender says, “Well, last time you were here you had two legs. What about that wooden leg?”
    The pirate replies, “Well, we got into a battle and got my leg blown off. But really, I’m OK.”
    The bartender then says, “What about that hook? Last time you were here you had two hands and now one of them is a hook.”
    To which the pirate replies, “Well, I got into a sword fight and got my hand cut off. But really, I’m OK.”
    The bartender then says, “What about that patch over your eye? Last time you were here you had two eyes.”
    The pirate says, “Well, we were out at sea, and a flock of seagulls flew overhead. I looked up, and one pooped in my eye.”
    The bartender replies, “You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in your eye?”
    The pirate says, “Oh no, it was the first day with the hook!”

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  • From *skriptis@21:1/5 to bmoore on Fri May 2 17:46:54 2025
    [email protected] (bmoore) Wrote in message:r
    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender, who knew him, says, “Are you OK?”The pirate says, “Yes, I feel fine. Why?”The bartender says, “Well, last time you were here you had two legs. What about that wooden leg?”The pirate replies, “
    Well, we got into a battle and got my leg blown off. But really, I’m OK.”The bartender then says, “What about that hook? Last time you were here you had two hands and now one of them is a hook.”To which the pirate replies, “Well, I got into a
    sword fight and got my hand cut off. But really, I’m OK.”The bartender then says, “What about that patch over your eye? Last time you were here you had two eyes.”The pirate says, “Well, we were out at sea, and a flock of seagulls flew overhead.
    I looked up, and one pooped in my eye.”The bartender replies, “You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in your eye?”The pirate says, “Oh no, it was the first day with the hook!”



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  • From Scall5@21:1/5 to bmoore on Fri May 2 21:50:27 2025
    On 5/2/2025 8:14 AM, bmoore wrote:
    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender, who knew him, says, “Are you OK?”
    The pirate says, “Yes, I feel fine. Why?”
    The bartender says, “Well, last time you were here you had two legs. What about that wooden leg?”
    The pirate replies, “Well, we got into a battle and got my leg blown off. But really, I’m OK.”
    The bartender then says, “What about that hook? Last time you were here you had two hands and now one of them is a hook.”
    To which the pirate replies, “Well, I got into a sword fight and got my hand cut off. But really, I’m OK.”
    The bartender then says, “What about that patch over your eye? Last time you were here you had two eyes.”
    The pirate says, “Well, we were out at sea, and a flock of seagulls flew overhead. I looked up, and one pooped in my eye.”
    The bartender replies, “You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in your eye?”
    The pirate says, “Oh no, it was the first day with the hook!”

    Nice! I enjoyed this.
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