• A midget penguin takes his car to the shop.

    From Ground Goblin@21:1/5 to All on Fri Aug 30 22:21:23 2024
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    The mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he
    waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to
    pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up
    covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic
    takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the
    penguin insists, "It's just ice cream."

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