On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 4:16:33 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
Fri
Werder - Bayern
You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3
So The Scorpions came out with a new song "Rock you like a HarryKane". I just hope he brings Spurs losing ways with him. It will be much harder for him playing in a real football league now. Not that pre-scripted WWEpl sports entertainment thing.
Hell Halland never finished better than 3rd in scoring while in the Bundesliga (I think guys like Fullkrug and Andre Silva outscored him), then he goes to the WWEpl and scored two goals a game and scores twice as much as his next rival...who I think was
Harrykane.
2-1
Sat
Leverkusen - Leipzig
Pretender derby. 1-1
Didnt RB just beat bayern 3-0 in Munich?
1-2
Stuttgart - Bochum
Relegation six-pointer. 2-0
No idea who the Relegation candidates will be this season, one of them might be Werder?
2-2
Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0
As good a time as any for Heidenheim to be in the bundesliga, they might actually make it for more than a season.
1-2
Augsburg - Gladbach
Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1
No idea of the transfers in the bundesliga, but Gladbach have to improve this year.
1-2
Hoffenheim - Freiburg
Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1
Good ole dependable Freiburg, nothin beats them on opening day.
3-4
Dortmund - Köln
BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0
BVB really are the new Pretenders after that final game last season.
2-2
Sun
Union - Mainz
I've always rated Mainz. 2-2
Can the Unionists handle playing twice a week? Does the Union allow that?
3-1
Frankfurt - Darmstadt
Is this a derby? 2-1
Darmstadt are so happy to have an extra 2 weeks summer holiday now that they are in the 1st div.
1-2
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