What would happen if Chuck Norris was into photography...
From Dimitris Tzortzakakis@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jul 9 21:36:24 2025
Chuck Norris has taken a photo of the Big Bang signed by the Lord.
Chuck Norris has a photo of Adam and Eve having sex (original sin).
Chuck Norris has a photo of St.George slaying the beast.
Chuck Norris can take a colour photo on B&W film (without RGB filters)
Chuck Norris has a photo of the Secret Supper, signed by Jesus and all
12 apostels.
Chuck Norris can take a photo from a nuclear explosion, and live to tell
the tale.
Chuck Norris can print a colour photo, without a darkroom.
Chuck Norris has a slide of God creatingm Eve, from the penis bone of
Adam. (that why all men have the scar on our thing).
Chuck Norris has taken a photo of the aliens landing on Nevada.
Chuck Norris has a photo of our galaxy, head on.