"The Jupe Portal Is the Fanciest, Starlink-Compatible Portable Toilet
for Glamping"

"After all, if you sleep and relax in a unit as gorgeous as Jupe, you
simply can’t go number one and two in the woods like a savage. This is
the Jupe Portal, a porta-potty unlike any other both in design and functionality, and marketed as a “work of art.”

You have to give it to a company with enough big cojones to declare that “S**t’s about to get real. In a big way!” in the introduction to their new product. And the scatological humor doesn’t stop here, as Jupe
invites you to “lay claim to the throne” – not the Iron Throne, thank
the powers that be! – with the “highest-tech portable toilet on the market.”"
[snip]

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-jupe-portal-is-the-fanciest-starlink-compatible-portable-toilet-for-glamping-203118.html

TB

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Technobarbarian wrote:

"The Jupe Portal Is the Fanciest, Starlink-Compatible Portable Toilet
for Glamping"

"After all, if you sleep and relax in a unit as gorgeous as Jupe, you
simply can’t go number one and two in the woods like a savage. This is the Jupe Portal, a porta-potty unlike any other both in design and functionality, and marketed as a “work of art.”

You have to give it to a company with enough big cojones to declare
that “S**t’s about to get real. In a big way!” in the introduction to their new product. And the scatological humor
doesn’t stop here, as Jupe invites you to “lay claim to the throne” – not the Iron Throne, thank the powers that be! – with
the “highest-tech portable toilet on the market.”"
[snip]

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-jupe-portal-is-the-fanciest-starlink-compatible-portable-toilet-for-glamping-203118.html

TB

Bah and poo. That thing can't come close to being green and natural
compared to my self-designed and self-constructed bespoke portable
solid oak folding cathole toilet seat (cathole and entrenching tool
not included). For those who are afraid to crap in the Great Outdoors,
it will accommodate a 5-gal bucket (also not included, because many
people are particular about the aesthetics of their buckets). A little
testing in the beginning suggested high efficacy for flatspotting
adventures, and years of actual use in the various extant soils of
many places in the US proved its effectiveness.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bSfQsYaSbF7eF5ymIKF0F0zZpLodQ9d2/view?usp=sharing

Hey Catmobile, eatcher heart out. You're not the only visionary designer/builder on this planet, you know.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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On 11/25/2022 12:30 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:

"The Jupe Portal Is the Fanciest, Starlink-Compatible Portable Toilet
for Glamping"

"After all, if you sleep and relax in a unit as gorgeous as Jupe, you
simply can’t go number one and two in the woods like a savage. This is
the Jupe Portal, a porta-potty unlike any other both in design and functionality, and marketed as a “work of art.”

You have to give it to a company with enough big cojones to declare that “S**t’s about to get real. In a big way!” in the introduction to their new product. And the scatological humor doesn’t stop here, as Jupe
invites you to “lay claim to the throne” – not the Iron Throne, thank the powers that be! – with the “highest-tech portable toilet on the market.”"
[snip]

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-jupe-portal-is-the-fanciest-starlink-compatible-portable-toilet-for-glamping-203118.html

TB

What a wonderful place to do all your covfefeing!

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On 11/25/2022 5:17 PM, bfh wrote:

Technobarbarian wrote:

"The Jupe Portal Is the Fanciest, Starlink-Compatible Portable Toilet
for Glamping"

"After all, if you sleep and relax in a unit as gorgeous as Jupe, you
simply can’t go number one and two in the woods like a savage. This >> is the Jupe Portal, a porta-potty unlike any other both in design and
functionality, and marketed as a “work of art.”

You have to give it to a company with enough big cojones to declare
that “S**t’s about to get real. In a big way!” in the
introduction to their new product. And the scatological humor
doesn’t stop here, as Jupe invites you to “lay claim to the
throne” – not the Iron Throne, thank the powers that be! – with
the “highest-tech portable toilet on the market.”"
[snip]

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-jupe-portal-is-the-fanciest-starlink-compatible-portable-toilet-for-glamping-203118.html

TB

Bah and poo. That thing can't come close to being green and natural
compared to my self-designed and self-constructed bespoke portable solid
oak folding cathole toilet seat (cathole and entrenching tool not
included). For those who are afraid to crap in the Great Outdoors, it
will accommodate a 5-gal bucket (also not included, because many people
are particular about the aesthetics of their buckets). A little testing
in the beginning suggested high efficacy for flatspotting adventures,
and years of actual use in the various extant soils of many places in
the US proved its effectiveness.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bSfQsYaSbF7eF5ymIKF0F0zZpLodQ9d2/view?usp=sharing

Hey Catmobile, eatcher heart out. You're not the only visionary designer/builder on this planet, you know.

He seems to realize this. It explains why he's down to "inventing"
almost nothing. OTOH, I don't think this heavy and expensive outhouse is
an improvement on any of Catmobile's designs.

TB

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