Not for submission to any publication, but this bit to the tune of the "Superchicken" theme song jumped into my head, and I have to let it out:
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're shot at by a stranger,
And you think that you will take a lickin',
There is someone you should know
Who'll hurry up and rescue you,
Just caaaaaaall for Eli Dicken!
--
Gary McGath
http://www.mcgath.com
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