• OT -- Motorcycles and Defense

    From "Worst@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 9 00:54:32 2023
    W.C. says, "Yes, the demographics of motorcycling have undergone a
    tectonic shift."

    In 1992, the median age of motorcycle riders was 32. Now it’s
    48. Motorcycle sales peaked in the US in 2005, and is now less than
    half of what it was then.

    + "Where Are the Motorcycle Commercials?"
    https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-motorcycle-commercials/991251/8

    ... which causes me to ponder.

    Here in the Colonies we have always prided ourselves on gun ownership
    because you lot tried to restrict that in the months before our
    glorious Revolution got underway. In spite of the moaning and
    gnashing of teeth you hear about gun theft and gun violence these
    days, it'd be difficult to argue that that widespread availability of
    firearms is bad for national defense.

    This excerpt from the dialog of the movie _Casablanca_ illustrates the
    point:

    Major Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the
    Germans in their beloved Paris?

    Rick: It's not particularly my beloved Paris.

    Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?

    Rick: When you get there, ask me!

    Captain Renault: Hmmh! Diplomatist!

    Major Strasser: How about New York?

    Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I
    wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

    Then ... AN ANALOGY (worthy, I suppose, of Hunter S. Thompson):

    Motorcycle hijacking and motorcycle violence ought to be equally good.

    If manufacturers imagine themselves shackled to ever-increasing unit
    prices as the way toward continued profitability, they run the risk of negatively impacting our defense capabilities. Instead, more
    widespread availability of motorcycles among the locals ought to be
    encouraged whether their use is legitimate or not. In the event of
    invasion by a foreign power, already having an inventory of operable
    bikes and parts for them in the hands of the populace experienced in
    their use will be invaluable.

    We can't rely on cheap Chinese imports in this regard.

    Public policy should be formulated to put as few obstacles as possible
    in the way of motorcycle ownership, which should be as cheap as
    possible, with the object of making motorcycling ubiquitous among ALL
    AGE GROUPS because mobility on all kinds of terrain will be essential
    to internal communications.

    Motorcycles must be excused from carbon restrictions. Electric and
    oil fired motorcycles are necessary. Electrics have the advantage of
    stealth in combat situations, and petroleum bikes have the advantage
    of running a long way on stored energy, which may be in short supply
    during an insurrection.

    --
    Worst Case

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