=== 1576-1600 - 4.1 ====================================================== Title: Best of Internet Oracularities #1576-1600
Compiled-By: Steve Kinzler <[email protected]>
Date: 4 Oct 2023 15:14:12 -0400

Oracularities are the distilled wisdom and sagacity of the Internet
Oracle, as incarnated in its many anonymous e-mail participants.
This collection has been compiled from the regular Oracularities postings
#1576 through #1600 and contains the Oracularities rated by its readers
as among the funniest.

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--- 1583-07 01084 4.2 ---------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: Ian Davis

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

I am standing here waiting for the free beer. Am I in the right place?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} No, this is where the bears are waiting for their free lunch.
} Well, they WERE waiting.

--- 1585-03 00174 4.2 ---------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: Ian Davis

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

The votes are in, and the latest Oracularities have been decided
and ranked. (Some of them are very rank!) Somehow I (me, myself,
personally) (parenthetically known both as Suppy and as "Anonymous Incarnation Alpha") have received top honors for 87 out the the
ten Oracularities. Although I am beside myself with joy, I am also
profoundly disturbed. I have always been regarded as profoundly
disturbed, though, so that's nothing n