Lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to
preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand
my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his
sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He
wanted to know how many read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only
sixteen chapters. I will proceed with my sermon
on the sin of lying."
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