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  • Signs You are Having a Bad Day

    From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Mon Sep 25 14:31:47 2023
    You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

    You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

    Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

    Your twin brother forgets your birthday.

    You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then
    you realize you don't have a waterbed.

    Your car horn goes off accidently and is stuck as you follow
    a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From The Horny Goat@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Mon Sep 25 18:20:34 2023
    On Mon, 25 Sep 2023 14:31:47 -0400, [email protected] wrote:

    Your car horn goes off accidently and is stuck as you follow
    a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

    That actually happened to my mother and grandmother when I was a baby
    - it was just a group motorcycle ride not Hell's Angels but it was on
    the California coastal highway heading southbound and their car horn
    developed a short that only triggered the horn when they were going
    around a corner (which of course there are lots of on that particular
    highway!)

    They were following a group of a dozen or so motorcyclists and
    everytime they rounded a corner south of Carmel - HONKKKKKK!

    (All this was before the building of the Interstates...)

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