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on Mon May 22 09:43:59 2023
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky
ground.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
You are stuck with your dept if you can't budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the Saw Mill worker whose whole left side was
cut off? He's all right now.
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