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    From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 22 09:43:59 2023
    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky
    ground.

    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

    A will is a dead giveaway.

    You are stuck with your dept if you can't budge it.

    A boiled egg is hard to beat.

    Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
    was resisting a rest.

    Did you hear about the Saw Mill worker whose whole left side was
    cut off? He's all right now.

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