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  • "In days of old when knights were bold"

    From [email protected]@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Tue May 19 18:31:06 2020
    On Tuesday, 24 October 1995 08:00:00 UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    In days of old when knight were bold,
    And cared not for such trifles,
    They nailed their balls
    upon the walls,
    and shot at them with rifles.

    In days of old and frenchies werent invented they tied a clut around their tot and had to be contented

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Tue May 19 18:37:48 2020
    On Tuesday, 24 October 1995 08:00:00 UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    In days of old when knight were bold,
    And cared not for such trifles,
    They nailed their balls
    upon the walls,
    and shot at them with rifles.

    In days of old when knight were bold and condoms were not invented they tied a klout a round their tout and had to be contented

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Wed May 20 18:19:24 2020
    On Fri, 14 Dec 2018 04:14:48 -0800 (PST), [email protected]
    wrote:

    On Tuesday, October 24, 1995 at 9:00:00 AM UTC+2, [email protected] wrote:
    In days of old when Knights were bold and women were double breasted, the hens took snuff to make them tough and the Devil came past with a feather up his arse and asked which way the wind blew?...Well, the wind blew north and the wind blew south and
    the wind blew the feather from his arse to his mouth.
    In days of old
    When knights were bold
    and condoms were not invented
    they wrapped their socks around their cocks
    and babys were thus prevented

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  • From Pat Wallis@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Thu Jul 6 13:22:19 2023
    On Wednesday, 20 May 2020 at 23:19:24 UTC+1, [email protected] wrote:
    On Fri, 14 Dec 2018 04:14:48 -0800 (PST), [email protected]
    wrote:
    On Tuesday, October 24, 1995 at 9:00:00 AM UTC+2, [email protected] wrote:
    In days of old when Knights were bold and women were double breasted, the hens took snuff to make them tough and the Devil came past with a feather up his arse and asked which way the wind blew?...Well, the wind blew north and the wind blew south and
    the wind blew the feather from his arse to his mouth.
    In days of old
    When knights were bold
    and condoms were not invented
    they wrapped their socks around their cocks
    and babys were thus prevented



    Thankyou for these, my husband could do a full hour non stop reciting these dittys, sadly I can’t remember them wish I’d recorded him when he was in full flow, miss him so much.

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