A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the
countryside one evening. They walk to a nearby farm and the farmer
tells them it�s too late for a tow truck but he has only two extra beds
and one of them will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says, �I�m
humble, I�ll sleep in the barn.� But minutes later he returns and
knocks on the door and says, �There is a cow in the barn. It�s against
my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a cow.� So the rabbi says,
�It�s okay, I�ll sleep in the barn.� But soon, he is back knocking on
the door as well, saying, �There is a pig in the barn, and I cannot
shelter in a building with a pig.� So the lawyer is forced to sleep in
the barn. Shortly, there is another knock on the door and the farmer
sighs and answers it. It�s the pig and the cow.
--
Stu
http://DownToEarthLawyer.com
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