• Bart's prank calls to Moe's Bar

    From [email protected]@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Tue Jan 21 18:58:08 2020
    On Thursday, January 12, 1995 at 7:32:11 AM UTC-5, [email protected] wrote:
    In article <3f0oll$[email protected]>, [email protected] (Mark Osen) writes:
    Simpsons question:
    I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
    to Moe's Bar.

    Here's a starter:
    Amanda Huggenkiss

    Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20). Thanks...


    "Anyone seen Mike Crotch ?"
    " ... c'mon guys, one of you must be Homer Sexual"

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    Moe: Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.

    Bart: Hello! Is Ben there?

    Moe: Ben who?

    Bart: Ben Dover!

    Moe: Hold on I'll check. Uh, phone call for Ben, Ben Dover? Hey everybody! BEN DOVER!?

    Homer: Okay! (he, Barney, Lenny, and Carl bend over)

    (everyone laughs)

    Moe: Wait, hold on, it's you isn't it!? Listen, I'm gonna crack your back so hard your bones will shatter if I find out who this little punk is! YOU HEAR ME!?

    Bart: (he hangs up and laughs)

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