• Re: Baby food

    From Ed P@21:1/5 to BryanGSimmons on Tue May 27 19:53:19 2025
    On 5/27/2025 7:24 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
    That's what I'll be eating for a while after my dental surgery.  I've
    got to get a molar pulled tomorrow.  Good thing we've got a good
    blender, because it's going to be working overtime.  I should take pix.
    No doubt it will look far worse, while tasting better than some of the
    food described here.


    No need for a blender. Do you like corn? It comes in a liquid form
    called bourbon.

    Do you eat cereal for breakfast? Barley is also available in liquid
    form, called beer.

    Well balanced diets will have fruit and veggies, so wine will round out
    your diet.

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to BryanGSimmons on Tue May 27 19:05:03 2025
    BryanGSimmons wrote on 5/27/2025 6:24 PM:
    That's what I'll be eating for a while after my dental surgery.� I've
    got to get a molar pulled tomorrow.� Good thing we've got a good
    blender, because it's going to be working overtime.� I should take pix.
    No doubt it will look far worse, while tasting better than some of the
    food described here.


    Ask her Majesty to whip up some of her granny food for you.

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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@21:1/5 to Ed P on Wed May 28 01:29:26 2025
    On Tue, 27 May 2025 23:53:19 +0000, Ed P wrote:

    On 5/27/2025 7:24 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:

    That's what I'll be eating for a while after my dental surgery.  I've
    got to get a molar pulled tomorrow.  Good thing we've got a good
    blender, because it's going to be working overtime.  I should take pix.
    No doubt it will look far worse, while tasting better than some of the
    food described here.


    No need for a blender. Do you like corn? It comes in a liquid form
    called bourbon.

    Do you eat cereal for breakfast? Barley is also available in liquid
    form, called beer.

    Well balanced diets will have fruit and veggies, so wine will round out
    your diet.


    Don't forget potatoes. He can have them in their liquid
    form as vodka or mashed potatoes.

    No need to depend on the blender for all your meals, either.

    Oatmeal
    Cream of Wheat
    Scrambled eggs
    Homemade tomato soup, but might need to be eaten after
    a few days. The acid from the tomatoes might be too
    much for that hole left in his mouth.
    Ice cream
    Macaroni and cheese
    Apple sauce

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to ItsJoanNotJoAnn on Wed May 28 11:59:20 2025
    On Wed, 28 May 2025 01:29:26 +0000, [email protected]
    (ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:

    On Tue, 27 May 2025 23:53:19 +0000, Ed P wrote:

    On 5/27/2025 7:24 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:

    That's what I'll be eating for a while after my dental surgery.  I've
    got to get a molar pulled tomorrow.  Good thing we've got a good
    blender, because it's going to be working overtime.  I should take pix. >>> No doubt it will look far worse, while tasting better than some of the
    food described here.


    No need for a blender. Do you like corn? It comes in a liquid form
    called bourbon.

    Do you eat cereal for breakfast? Barley is also available in liquid
    form, called beer.

    Well balanced diets will have fruit and veggies, so wine will round out
    your diet.


    Don't forget potatoes. He can have them in their liquid
    form as vodka or mashed potatoes.

    Do you really want a drunk Bryan posting here, considering what his
    sober(ish) posts are like, already?

    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/JhVjfHY8/trumputin.jpg>

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