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According to Vegetarian Times, 99% of all Americans eat meat and 94 %
eat red meat. Americans have been increasing their meat consumption by
more than 1.5 pounds a year for the past decade.

An average American works only 9 minutes and 15 seconds to pay for a
hamburger. He works 3 minutes for a cocktail weiner.

Steaks have been put over the eye for centuries to heal "black eyes"
and gingivitis.

Maggots were thought to "tenderize" meat until 1845 when it was
discovered that they were poisonous.

The meat industry employes more workers than aerospace, oil and gas,
consumer electronics, internet start-ups, and retired Catskills
comedians combined.

The meat industry is so efficient in its use of spare meaty bits, that
it gets 20% more meat per cow than in the 1960s. The industry uses
this surplus to maintain a 63 ft. Cow Golem that stands ready


Judith

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On 5/6/2025 11:12 PM, Judith Latham wrote:

According to Vegetarian Times, 99% of all Americans eat meat and 94 %
eat red meat. Americans have been increasing their meat consumption by
more than 1.5 pounds a year for the past decade.

An average American works only 9 minutes and 15 seconds to pay for a hamburger. He works 3 minutes for a cocktail weiner.

I used to go to a take out place like that. You'd place your order,
then they told you how long to work. Two cheeseburgers is 22 minutes,
30 seconds. So, you started working, could be mopping the floor, doing
dishes, etc.

They timed is so the food would be ready when your required work time
was done. You could eat well with no cash needed that way.

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On 5/6/2025 11:36 PM, Ed P wrote:

On 5/6/2025 11:12 PM, Judith Latham wrote:

According to Vegetarian Times, 99% of all Americans eat meat and 94 %
eat red meat. Americans have been increasing their meat consumption by
more than 1.5 pounds a year for the past decade.

An average American works only 9 minutes and 15 seconds to pay for a
hamburger. He works 3 minutes for a cocktail weiner.

(Crossposting snipped)

Perhaps the Judith troll has to work 3 minutes for a cocktail weiner.

I used to go to a take out place like that.  You'd place your order,
then they told you how long to work.  Two cheeseburgers is 22 minutes,
30 seconds.  So, you started working, could be mopping the floor, doing dishes, etc.

They timed is so the food would be ready when your required work time
was done.  You could eat well with no cash needed that way.

If you wanted fries with those burgers I'm sure you'd have to work at
least 10 more minutes. ;)

Jill

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[email protected] wrote:

Steaks have been put over the eye for centuries to heal "black eyes"
and gingivitis.

How would a steak over your eye cure gingivitis?

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