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  • A dwarf, an elf, and a half-orc were shipwrecked on a deserted island.

    From Ground Goblin@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 7 02:58:49 2025
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    There they find a forgotten temple. They make their way to the alterroom
    where they find a magical ring of wishes.

    The dwarf grabs the ring and says "Great! Now I can get home! I wish I was
    back in the tavern at home surrounded by ale"!

    *poof* he's gone!

    The elf grabs the ring and says "Finally, I can go home! I wish I was in
    the tree city, trading tales with the finest poets of our age!"

    *poof* he's gone!

    The half-orc picks up the ring and says "I'm lonely now. I wish the other
    two guys were back here."

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