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A woman has apparently been left traumatised after encountering
a pack of vegan sausages in her supermarket chiller with an
uncanny resemblance to male genitalia.

The pack of Beyond Meat Italian-styled snags was spotted � and
photographed � by American woman Naz Riahi who was out shopping
for a healthy evening meal at her local Wegmans grocery store.

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Riahi later tweeting, �I will never be able to unsee what I saw
at @Wegmans today. No more @BeyondMeat. Take note!�

Some 14,000 people have since viewed Riahi�s post with many
seeing the funny side of the droopy sausages.

�That sausage does not seem excited to see you,� one person
noted.

�In all fairness, I would think the display case IS rather
chilly�� another wrote.

While another added: �Thank you for what has been the biggest,
longest, tears-out-of-my-eyes laugh in at least five months.�

Others suggested that laying the packet flat may be a better
display method.

�Vegan sausages� that was not my first thought when I saw them,�
another tweeted.

Beyond Meat also sells its plant-based products in Australia via
the IGA chain.

One Queensland woman asking: �Just wondering if anyone has tried
these vegan sausages from IGA? Opinions please? Are they nice?�

To which a wag replied: �They�re willy nice.�

Riahi responded: �It was just in an innocent grocery run, If I
had to see it everyone else did too!�

https://www.bandt.com.au/penis-shaped-vegan-sausages-become- social-media-smash/

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