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    From a425couple@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jun 28 11:41:46 2024
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    Trump Indicted For Murdering Elderly Man On CNN
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    Jun 27, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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    ATLANTA — Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump
    was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the
    murder of an elderly man on CNN.

    "Hey, I didn't do anything!" Trump told authorities. "He was like that
    when I got here!"

    Trump, who had planned to debate President Joe Biden, argued that the
    strange old man keeled over all on his own.

    "The very idea..." the old man said before slumping over onto a nearby
    podium. It was also at this point that Trump discovered the man had been propped up by an apparatus and could not stand on his own.

    "You know, I got here and everything was fine. CNN is fake news, but I'm
    here and they've been nice tonight," Trump said. "But then there was
    this dead old man in the corner. And I thought, wow, the game must be
    afoot, you know? And believe me, I was about to solve this murder before
    you got here."

    "Yeah, yeah," said Officer Nolan of the APD. "Why don't we talk about
    this downtown."

    At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for the murder of the Democratic Party.

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  • From Trump's Bitch@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jun 28 12:33:11 2024
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    On Fri, 28 Jun 2024 11:41:46 -0700, a425couple <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    Trump Indicted For Murdering Elderly Man On CNN
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    ATLANTA � Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump
    was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the
    murder of an elderly man on CNN.


    He was just minding his own business when Biden slumped over and died.
    Any other statement is a conspiracy theory!




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  • From a425couple@21:1/5 to Jim Wilkins on Sun Jun 30 15:30:02 2024
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    On 6/28/24 14:24, Jim Wilkins wrote:
    "a425couple"  wrote in message news:LtDfO.143440$[email protected]...

    ATLANTA — Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the
    murder of an elderly man on CNN.

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    I want to know who the zombie's master is.

    Very good question. Who is running things?

    #1 I think, Joe Biden still has much input, but they are
    careful as to when, and how often they seek his
    approval.
    #2 Jill Biden (much like Edith Bolling Galt, Wilson's wife was
    a major player after Wilson's stroke, "Anxious to help the president
    recover, Tumulty, Grayson, and the First Lady determined what documents
    the president read and who was allowed to communicate with him. For her influence in the administration, some have described Edith Wilson as
    "the first female President of the United States."[254] Link states that
    by November 1919, Wilson's "recovery was only partial at best. His mind remained relatively clear; but -----").
    #3 + 4 VP Kamala Harris and her husband Douglas Emhoff.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Emhoff#:
    #5 + 6, In the administration of Joe Biden, the current chief of staff
    is Jeff Zients, who succeeded Ron Klain on February 8, 2023. The chief
    of staff is the most senior political appointee in the White House.
    #7 + 8 Senators Murray, Patty (D-WA) & Schumer, Charles E.
    #9 with plenty of consensus input from
    Jaime Harrison Party chair of the Democratic Party
    Hakeem Jeffries (NY) as House Minority Leader (Caucus Leader)
    Katherine Clark (MA) as House Minority Whip.
    Pete Aguilar (CA) as Caucus Chairman.
    Ted Lieu (CA) as Caucus Vice Chair.

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  • From a425couple@21:1/5 to Jim Wilkins on Sun Jun 30 19:32:26 2024
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    On 6/30/24 16:05, Jim Wilkins wrote:
    "a425couple"  wrote in message news:L%kgO.134138$[email protected]...

    #2  Jill Biden (much like Edith Bolling Galt, Wilson's wife was
    a major player after Wilson's stroke, "Anxious to help the president recover, Tumulty, Grayson, and the First Lady determined what documents
    the president read and who was allowed to communicate with him. For her influence in the administration, some have described Edith Wilson as
    "the first female President of the United States."[254] Link states that
    by November 1919, Wilson's "recovery was only partial at best. His mind remained relatively clear; but -----").

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    Points to you for knowing that, which was carefully concealed from the public.

    Wilson's stroke during the Versailles treaty negotiations enabled the


    As for me "for knowing that", Well my history major and teacher's certification is not quite that far back,,, but most of the way!

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