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  • OT joke - the Indycar driver reported to his chief mechanic

    From a425couple@21:1/5 to All on Thu May 22 10:06:22 2025
    OT joke - the Indycar driver reported to his chief mechanic
    "I need a new windshield."
    The mechanic replies, "That sounds like a pane in the glass!"

    Seriously - when is Formula 1 going to get around to accepting
    that simple and important safety feature?


    Two French cheese trucks just crashed! Looks like there’s da’ brie everywhere.

    pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, I’m fine to serve you but you better not start anything.

    What’s a race car’s favorite type of exercise?
    Circuit training.

    If I owned a DeLorean…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Hornplayer9599@21:1/5 to All on Fri May 23 06:41:14 2025
    On 5/22/2025 12:06, a425couple wrote:
    OT joke - the Indycar driver reported to his chief mechanic
    "I need a new windshield."
    The mechanic replies, "That sounds like a pane in the glass!"

    Seriously - when is Formula 1 going to get around to accepting
    that simple and important safety feature?


    Two French cheese trucks just crashed! Looks like there’s da’ brie everywhere.

     pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, I’m fine to serve you but you better not start anything.

    What’s a race car’s favorite type of exercise?
        Circuit training.

    If I owned a DeLorean…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.

    Two men are in a truck. They come to an overpass, and a sign says
    "Clearance: 13 feet". They get out and measure the truck, and the truck
    is over 15 feet in height.

    Man #1: "What do you want to do?"

    Man #2: "Well, I don't see the police anywhere....let's go for it!"

    --

    Intelligence is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
    --Carl Sagan

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  • From a425couple@21:1/5 to All on Sun May 25 15:54:45 2025
    On 5/23/25 04:41, Hornplayer9599 wrote:
    On 5/22/2025 12:06, a425couple wrote:
    OT joke - the Indycar driver reported to his chief mechanic
    "I need a new windshield."
    The mechanic replies, "That sounds like a pane in the glass!"

    Seriously - when is Formula 1 going to get around to accepting
    that simple and important safety feature?


    Two French cheese trucks just crashed! Looks like there’s da’ brie
    everywhere.

      pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, I’m fine
    to serve you but you better not start anything.

    What’s a race car’s favorite type of exercise?
         Circuit training.

    If I owned a DeLorean…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.

    Two men are in a truck.  They come to an overpass, and a sign says "Clearance: 13 feet".  They get out and measure the truck, and the truck
    is over 15 feet in height.

    Man #1: "What do you want to do?"

    Man #2: "Well, I don't see the police anywhere....let's go for it!"

    As I recall, I've met dumber than the above.
    Meanwhile:

    Why did the truck driver refuse to haul a load of ducks?
    ---- He didn’t want to bill for fowl mileage!

    What do you call a truck driver who’s always complaining?
    ---- A wine-hauler!

    Why did the truck driver put his money in the freezer?
    ---- He wanted cold hard cash!

    Why did the truck driver refuse to haul a shipment of tennis balls?
    ---- He didn’t want to serve time!

    Why did the truck driver put a calendar in his truck?
    ---- To keep track of his haul-idays!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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