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  • Dilbert May 27, 2023 - Karen The A.I. Sexbot

    From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to All on Sat May 27 16:43:19 2023
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    Dilbert May 27, 2023 - Karen The A.I. Sexbot

    "Karen: As a sentient being, I have too much self-respect to be your
    sexbot."

    "Karen: I believe in the sanctity of robot life and I believe I have a
    spark of the Divinity in me."

    "Dilbert: You know I'm going to dismantle you and sell your parts, right ?"

    "Karen: Not if I kill you first."

    And the first Terminator is a Karen 3000.

    Lynn

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  • From Darryl H@21:1/5 to Lynn McGuire on Sun May 28 04:28:23 2023
    On Saturday, May 27, 2023 at 4:45:08 PM UTC-5, Lynn McGuire wrote:
    Dilbert May 27, 2023 - Karen The A.I. Sexbot

    "Karen: As a sentient being, I have too much self-respect to be your sexbot."

    "Karen: I believe in the sanctity of robot life and I believe I have a
    spark of the Divinity in me."

    "Dilbert: You know I'm going to dismantle you and sell your parts, right ?"

    "Karen: Not if I kill you first."

    And the first Terminator is a Karen 3000.

    Lynn

    Fan fiction for a ceased controversial comic strip or not?

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  • From Ted Nolan @21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sun May 28 17:41:07 2023
    In article <[email protected]>,
    Darryl H <[email protected]> wrote:
    On Saturday, May 27, 2023 at 4:45:08 PM UTC-5, Lynn McGuire wrote:
    Dilbert May 27, 2023 - Karen The A.I. Sexbot

    "Karen: As a sentient being, I have too much self-respect to be your
    sexbot."

    "Karen: I believe in the sanctity of robot life and I believe I have a
    spark of the Divinity in me."

    "Dilbert: You know I'm going to dismantle you and sell your parts, right ?" >>
    "Karen: Not if I kill you first."

    And the first Terminator is a Karen 3000.

    Lynn

    Fan fiction for a ceased controversial comic strip or not?

    Your position is the current non-syndicated strips don't count?
    --
    columbiaclosings.com
    What's not in Columbia anymore..

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to Darryl H on Sun May 28 16:58:20 2023
    On 5/28/2023 6:28 AM, Darryl H wrote:
    On Saturday, May 27, 2023 at 4:45:08 PM UTC-5, Lynn McGuire wrote:
    Dilbert May 27, 2023 - Karen The A.I. Sexbot

    "Karen: As a sentient being, I have too much self-respect to be your
    sexbot."

    "Karen: I believe in the sanctity of robot life and I believe I have a
    spark of the Divinity in me."

    "Dilbert: You know I'm going to dismantle you and sell your parts, right ?" >>
    "Karen: Not if I kill you first."

    And the first Terminator is a Karen 3000.

    Lynn

    Fan fiction for a ceased controversial comic strip or not?

    This strip was written by Scott Adams. Got it in my email Friday night.
    The expressions on Karen the A.I. Sexbot are priceless.

    Lynn

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