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Twitter, the telepathic super-speed net.hero who won the 2008 RACCie for Best New Character, lies sprawled on a slab, bereft of any sign of life!

From above, a science-fiction machine beams blue energy over her still body! Small-Attention-Span For-Nonsense Lass and Entropy Kid are running into the room, ignoring a grotesquely distended aquatic rodent, whose snakelike body is tied up in the wires of the machine!

ELONGATED MUSKRAT: This infusion of pure net.elemental Thread will turn her into an all-powerful being - Twitter Blue! With her under my total control, nothing can stop me from conquering the Internetverse! Cry your hearts out, snowflakes!

SMALL-ATTENTION-SPAN-FOR-NONSENSE LASS: You've already defeated yourself--

ENTROPY KID: --but nothing can save Twitter now!

[A book-length Imaginary Elsewhirl! THE DEATH OF TWITTER!]

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Drew "gotta get this in before it completely collapses" Nilium

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