Drew Perron <[email protected]> wrote at 04:56 this Monday (GMT):

On Sun, Jun 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM Arthur Spitzer <[email protected]> wrote:
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And it's All Things Dark and Scary #3.3 by Josh Geurink!
(Or maybe it's #4? Is there a All Things Dark and Scary Four?)

That's a good question...

Is it time for the Tragic Loss of RosterwReam?!!

That's not until Jungle Cheesecake!

And is that
Occultism Kid's real name or is RosterwReam just making this
stuff up?!!

oooooh

mystery!!

"Doomed ever to repeat, never to participate," the short
figure wearing a tacky green jumpsuit droned, "I am KID RECAP!

His first appearance! :D

So has there never been a recap before?

ALL THINGS DARK AND SCARY #3.3

"wRight as wReam"

Oh, that's a good title.

pun title! awesome!

"I just don't think it's fair, is all," the renegade roster
keeper griped. "Here you get to traipse around looking like
prime candidates for the starring role in Doctor..."
"Don't say it."
"Don't say what?"
"This storyline's already ripped enough off that show without
being told I could be on it.

Heeheehee

oh no its meta! lol

"But Officer," Occultism Kid said with a funny, pinkish
twinkle in his eye, "perhaps we can help?"
"Aye, maybe you can, at that. Come on through."

I assume this is some kind of jedi mind trick.

or they rolled a nat 20

RosterwReam fielded this one. "Err... how silly of us!
I am, er, Ricky wReam, and these are my pals August Juan and
Ocky Kidd." The other two blanched noticeably.

Ah. X3 <3

blanch?

"Yeah, well, it's certainly not pleasant down here. But
I'm certain this creature will lead us to the Net.ronomicon."
"Yeah, how do you know that?" RosterwReam asked. OK just
points to his head a couple times and shrugs. "Comes with the
business, I guess."

That's a good an explanation as any~

"i know because i read the script"

"Look." Ahead of the heroes, the sewer branched off into three
mammoth tunnels. And the slime trail had disappeared.

SLIME? wait nvm

"Well, only one good way to deal with this."
"How's that?"
"Simple, RosterwReam. We act Appropriately Stupid(tm)."
"Come again?"
"What he means," clarified TAO, "is that we split up."

DUN DUN DUNNNNN... There's some good banter in this. X>

RosterwReam walks alone down a dark, dank tunnel, jumping
at every sound. "Great. Just great. I shoulda let List Lad
chew me out again."

heeheehee

"Well, at least I still have my walkie-talkie. Occultism
Kid. Hello. Are you there? Hello? What the..." He opens up the
back to find a distinct lack of batteries. "Awww, man. What else
could possibly go wrong?

Wow, they gave him a placebo. X>

that is the best way that could be described and im totally stealing
that

"Nothing to worry about. They're just shadows. That's
all. Just..." Something tapped him on the shoulder.

Heeheehee

With breathtaking speed, Occultism Kid snapped his arm out
towards the mimic and shouted, "ENDBYEBREAKDISCONNECT!" A green
bolt shot forth, blasting the duplicate, reducing it to a pile
of screen garbage.

screen garbage?
also what if it was a friendly person :(

This is surprisingly cool?? Cooler than the one-liner/reference that
follows it. X>

well i dont get the reference anyways so

Eventually (in a couple o' minutes), the three heroes
run into each other... literally. The tunnels connect back
at some sort of junction point.
"Ooof!" all three exclaim as RosterwReam barrels into Occultism
Kid, who in turn bounces into The August One.

Heeheehee

dominos!

Occultism Kid and The August One were off like a shot. Both
of them were rather accustomed to running away from big, nasty monsters.
RosterwReam, however, wasn't so lucky.
"Mother."

X3 Very Looney Tunes.

Drew "ya-hoo-hoo-hooey" Nilium

i loved the looney tunes movie back in the day :D
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