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  • "Pinocchio." Why GOD, remake that boring crap?

    From RichA@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 25 17:21:19 2022
    I remember vaguely a version that came out when I was five I think. A screechingly DULL story, on par with "Mary Poppins." Corn-ball child-aimed morality tales. My main point is, they've had a half-dozen of these, dozens of TV shows and movies, do we
    REALLY need more? There are THOUSANDS of fables and childhood stories. DO them instead.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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  • From Otto J. Makela@21:1/5 to RichA on Mon Sep 5 15:38:18 2022
    RichA <[email protected]> wrote:

    I remember vaguely a version that came out when I was five I think.
    A screechingly DULL story, on par with "Mary Poppins." Corn-ball
    child-aimed morality tales. My main point is, they've had a half-dozen
    of these, dozens of TV shows and movies, do we REALLY need more? There
    are THOUSANDS of fables and childhood stories. DO them instead.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

    At least it'd scar a new generation of children, if they go with the
    original Carlo Collodi story idea, which after all is public domain.

    Collodi originally intended the story, which was first
    published in 1881, to be a tragedy. It concluded with the
    puppet's execution. Pinocchio's enemies, the Fox and the Cat
    bind his arms, pass a noose around his throat, and hang him
    from the branch of an oak tree.
    -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio
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  • From trotsky@21:1/5 to All on Mon Sep 5 08:19:54 2022
    On 8/25/2022 7:21 PM, RichA wrote:

    I would think the best reason is because the right wing lies
    continuously so the story is still relevant. Hell, I bet Trump wishes
    he could get his mushroom to grow from lying so much.

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  • From RichA@21:1/5 to Otto J. Makela on Mon Sep 5 21:13:29 2022
    On Monday, 5 September 2022 at 08:38:22 UTC-4, Otto J. Makela wrote:
    RichA <[email protected]> wrote:

    I remember vaguely a version that came out when I was five I think.
    A screechingly DULL story, on par with "Mary Poppins." Corn-ball child-aimed morality tales. My main point is, they've had a half-dozen
    of these, dozens of TV shows and movies, do we REALLY need more? There
    are THOUSANDS of fables and childhood stories. DO them instead.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
    At least it'd scar a new generation of children, if they go with the
    original Carlo Collodi story idea, which after all is public domain.

    Collodi originally intended the story, which was first
    published in 1881, to be a tragedy. It concluded with the
    puppet's execution. Pinocchio's enemies, the Fox and the Cat
    bind his arms, pass a noose around his throat, and hang him
    from the branch of an oak tree.
    -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio

    Hilarious! But the same PANSY leftists who banned Grimm's fairy tales from schools would frown upon it.

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