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  • "Game of Thrones" Answer

    From Irish Mike@21:1/5 to All on Sat Aug 20 06:50:11 2022
    "Game of Thrones" Answer

    In "Game of Thrones", Tyrion Lannister says, “I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey”, but he never finishes the story. Well, here is the story, which I copied from the “Irish Post”

    Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
    Madame: What can we do for you?
    Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
    Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
    Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey..
    .
    Madame: And what about the third wish?
    Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my c*** hang down past my knee. Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
    Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!”

    So, there you have it.

    Irish Mike

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  • From Irish Mike@21:1/5 to Irish Mike on Sat Aug 20 06:55:23 2022
    On Saturday, August 20, 2022 at 9:50:13 AM UTC-4, Irish Mike wrote:
    "Game of Thrones" Answer

    In "Game of Thrones", Tyrion Lannister says, “I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey”, but he never finishes the story. Well, here is the story, which I copied from the “Irish Post”

    Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
    Madame: What can we do for you?
    Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
    Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
    Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn
    donkey...
    Madame: And what about the third wish?
    Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my c*** hang down past my knee. Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
    Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!”

    So, there you have it.

    Irish Mike

    I should have mentioned, for the non-Game of Thrones folks, that
    Tyrion is a dwarf.

    Irish Mike

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