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  • The Usenet Refugee Crisis

    From Happy Killmore@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jun 6 15:34:33 2023
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, us.arts.poetry

    The Usenet Refugee Crisis
    - or -
    Shooter McGavin's Breakfast of Chumps


    Usenet is the

    last refuge
    of low-IQ pundits

    and cult parrots.

    These low-lifes repeat and regurgitate

    mindless memes

    in hopes of making
    the world a toilet.

    Reading their words
    in the morning

    is just like

    eating turds for b
    r
    ea
    k fast.

    --
    Happy Killmore
    You eat pieces of sh!7 for breakfast?
    Police Officer: What's the big blade in your bag for?
    Happy Killmore: That's a knife. I cut sh!7 wiff it.

    K I C Z R C R E F U O B 5 O 6 U P L H Q C M S P J B
    S F E G I 5 X O W 6 H A I K U U 7 Z 7 W 4 H I U E A

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From W.Dockery@21:1/5 to Happy Killmore on Wed Jun 7 01:10:09 2023
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    Happy Killmore wrote:


    The Usenet Refugee Crisis
    - or -
    Shooter McGavin's Breakfast of Chumps


    Usenet is the

    last refuge
    of low-IQ pundits

    and cult parrots.

    These low-lifes repeat and regurgitate

    mindless memes

    in hopes of making
    the world a toilet.

    Reading their words
    in the morning

    is just like

    eating turds for b
    r
    ea
    k fast.

    Well, that was certainly a change of pace.

    🙂

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)