• ferris buellers day off in college 3/22

    From Greg Westin@21:1/5 to All on Sat Dec 10 12:16:48 2022
    <Camera shows all of class then front row and professor>

    Ferris:
    (sitting in front row)
    so there's going to be a new subject today

    Elise:
    I can't believe this is going to be my last class with you

    Ferris:
    (looks at the camera)
    She doesn't know it, but I'm probably going to have to take this pass fail.

    Elise:
    I'm so proud you are taking this class instead of accounting

    Ferris:
    Looks at camera
    It's going to take more tricks than foo's trucks to pass this one after i heard about what happens with binary search trees and recursion.

    Professor zero:
    Today we're going to go through the dreaded subject of recursion and binary search trees.

    Ferris:
    Ok, he admists it

    Elise:
    Don't worry baby I got this one.

    Ferris:
    <camera on him>
    <Falls asleep>

    Camera fades out
    Camera fades in again

    Professor:
    And the procedure puts an arrow here after the object statement node
    and equal

    Ferris:
    <To the camera>
    It's the next day. Have to stay awake. Drawing a picture of a rabbit.

    <Camera to a picture>
    A picture of a rabbit with a shirt saying "Pass/ fail"

    Ferris:
    I heard this major will accept one pass / fail course, or is it two

    Elise:
    Two. So babe do you want to go on a date

    Professor:
    The input part of the assignment and the connecting to the binary search
    tree of 20 numbers will be due next monday with a test on tuesday.

    Ferris:
    Yes let's go on a date
    <Looks at camera>
    She doesn't know but after this i'm probably going to move in with the sherpa mountain climbers in Nederland and fight in Afghanistan.

    <Elise and Ferris are on a date>
    Camera long angle shows Pasta Jays for a second on Pearl Street, the outside. Then camera zooms in to two.

    <Waiter>
    What will you two have

    <Ferris>
    I'll have a salad with a diet coke

    <Elise>
    That's it

    <Ferris>
    Yeah I'm fasting for the big test on Tuesday. I can't get remember anything.

    <Elise>
    You know sometimes you just need to be yourself, life isn't going to be a binary search tree, but you know it could be, there's other things to make, like
    spreadsheet data or saving word processor data.

    <Ferris>
    So I heard there's a concert coming up

    <Elise>
    Yeah, The Wallflowers are coming to town, you know that song you like about us getting a house and going to the store with one headlight?

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