XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.poetry

[email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in news:[email protected]:

Dockery, you are not just the biggest douchebag ever to slither
through the putrid cesspool of humanity, but the very embodiment of a colossal, festering black hole where every shred of decency,
intellect, and charm is mercilessly consumed in the unquenchable
vacuum of your ego.

Your mere existence is a testament to the cosmic error that allows
soulless, gaping orifices of malevolence to masquerade as sentient
beings.

You're so far beyond the realm of douchebaggery that it's as if your
birth was the result of a sadistic bet between Satan and a toilet
brush, with the loser being forced to endure the stench of your
unrelenting, narcissistic flatulence that you so proudly mistake for
wit.

Your presence is akin to a rabid skunk at a garden party for the intellectually disabled, leaving a trail of despair and social
destruction in your wake.

In the grand tapestry of life, you're the infectious rash that no one
wants to talk about but everyone is forced to stare at in horror.

May your legacy be as enduring as the skid marks on the underwear of
the world's collective conscience and may your soul forever be lost in
the abyss of self-loathing you so richly deserve.

We are all Cujo, Dreckweasel. Fear us.

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"Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.

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