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WTF Happened to Steven Seagal?

From BTR1701@21:1/5 to All on Thu May 15 19:15:12 2025

Yikes!

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1921678491487031296/vid/avc1/720x1280/ToDZAz_iL4sVlISp.mp4

It turns out his black belt is in kung food.

Thank you, folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip your waitress.

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From danny burstein@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Thu May 15 19:24:49 2025

In <1005efv$38kod$[email protected]> BTR1701 <[email protected]> writes:

Yikes!

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1921678491487031296/vid/avc1/720x1280/ToDZAz_iL4sVlISp.mp4

It turns out his black belt is in kung food.

Thank you, folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip your waitress.

well, that's what happens when a cook who's accustomed
to preparing enough food for dozens, maybe hundreds, of
sailors aboard a battleship transitions to just cooking
for himself...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_Siege

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From moviePig@21:1/5 to danny burstein on Thu May 15 16:59:31 2025

On 5/15/2025 3:24 PM, danny burstein wrote:

In <1005efv$38kod$[email protected]> BTR1701 <[email protected]> writes:

Yikes!

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1921678491487031296/vid/avc1/720x1280/ToDZAz_iL4sVlISp.mp4

It turns out his black belt is in kung food.

Thank you, folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip your waitress.

well, that's what happens when a cook who's accustomed
to preparing enough food for dozens, maybe hundreds, of
sailors aboard a battleship transitions to just cooking
for himself...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_Siege

That plot summary doesn't mention that he ate the ship.

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From shawn@21:1/5 to All on Thu May 15 16:58:31 2025

On Thu, 15 May 2025 19:15:12 -0000 (UTC), BTR1701 <[email protected]>
wrote:

Yikes!

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1921678491487031296/vid/avc1/720x1280/ToDZAz_iL4sVlISp.mp4

It turns out his black belt is in kung food.

Thank you, folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip your waitress.

He has been large for some time now but clearly he's excelled in
eating the past few years.

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