On 2/16/25 1:30 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:
What did you watch?
Yesterday, I finished off "Longlegs", and got through two more (minor)
flicks (which I won't be getting a chance to today!), along with soaps,
and some golf:
Longlegs (Hulu) - This 2024 film feels like one of those movies that
looked better on paper than it does actually filmed.
Clearly inspired by the film "Silence of the Lambs" (but with a
twist!! [roll] ), right down to being set in the 1990s, "Longlegs" stars
Maika Monroe as <s>Clarice Sterling</s> Agent Lee Harker - and Lee isn't
just an FBI Special agent, she's a very, very special agent! as she
seems to be unable to interact normally with people (or kids!). Maika
Monroe is a good actress, and does fine here, but this character is
rather one-note, as Lee looks permanently discombobulated and afraid
that the next shoe is going to drop (on her head!), which doesn't give
Monroe a huge amount to work with.
Beyond that, the film has a good cast, with Blair Underwood as Lee's
boss, Alicia Witt (who shows up later, and is almost unrecognizably old
to me now) as Lee's mother, Kiernan Shipka in a supporting part, and
Nicholas Cage in over-the-top makeup and going completely over-the-top
in the role! - more over-the-top! than Nick has ever gone before!! - as
the apparent ring-leader of a series of family murders.
But as the film's open implies, this isn't "crime horror" a la
"Silence of the Lambs" - it's "horror horror", which probably means
there's some supernatural element here.
And that's where the film goes awry, especially with the film's ending.
So, while I liked well enough (but didn't love) the film's first two-thirds, it mostly lost me in the last-third, especially will the ending.
In retrospect, it definitely feels like this film is substantially
more "style than substance".
The ending does imply that they could easily do a sequel (there's
even someone listed in the end-credits cast listing implying as much,
esp. thoigh they end up not appearing in this film), but I'm not hearing anything about a sequel to this in the works.
soaps: GH - Fri's ep. After Molly admits she was inappropriately going
through Sam's medical records to try to track down her killer, Cody
figures out a way to let people know they are locked out on the
hospital's roof, and they are rescued by Isaiah and Lucas. Isaiah warns
Lucas about Jenz Sidwell. Lucy bring Sidwell to a Deception meeting, and
Lulu flips out as Sidwell tried to kill Lucky! - amazingly, Brook Lynn
seems to blame Lulu for this and not Sidwell! It's revealed that Natalia
was previously married to Sidwell. [roll] Alexis talks to Jason in the
cop shop and gets him to agree not to kill Cyrus Renault for Danny's
sake. To Ric's consternation, Ava accepts when Sonny shows up with an
offer to restore their joint custody arrangement; stupid Kristina is
outraged when Sonny tells her.
Y&R - Thur's ep. OK, this is ridic - it's revealed that Damian's
lieutenant dude (I guess his name is Holden?) somehow knows and was
previously involved with Audra - of course, she wants to keep this a
secret. Phyllis interrupts Billy's and Sally's romantic Paris getaway
with a phone call, which annoys both of them. Later - surprise! - it's
revealed that Billy is actually still going after Victor and the
Newmans, and has a secret partner working with him (I'm hoping it's
Lily, but it's more likely someone like Diane...).
golf - Day 3 of the Infinity Open, this year played at Torrey Pines.
Unclear who is going to win this thing, though Rory McIlroy didn't do
himself any favors, dropping several strokes on Day 3, putting him 5
back from the leaders.
Warning (Hulu) - Well this 2021 sci-fi flick ended up being disappointing.
The movie's poster shows Thomas Jane in a space suit, so you think
"Ok, great! It's a movie with Thomas Jane in space!"
Unfortunately, instead the film is a series of vignettes set in a
dystopian not-so-distant future, and Jane's spaceman is just one of the vignettes (though Jane's is actually the "framing device" for the film). Anyway, this gets frustrating on several levels, as some of the
vignettes are worse than others, and several of them (esp. Alice Eve's
and Annabelle Wallis') don't seem to come to any satisfying conclusion.
The ending is also over-the-top and frankly doesn't really match the
rest of the film - it's like the writers thought, "Well, we need a way
to wrap this up. Why don't we just go with [spoiler]?!!" Not good.
The acting is fine. Alice Eve seems to be having the most fun here,
playing a simpleton.
But this film is definitely skippable.
Deadbolt (Tubi) - A 2024 Tubi Original film! Starring Rebecca Liddiard!!
I can see why Lifetime (likely) skipped on this one - while the
ending was pure lifetime, the rest of the film felt like it was lacking
in urgency in getting there - IOW, it wasn't action-packed enough for
Lifetime. Also, in places this seemed to be a little too "raw" for Lifetime.
And this was definitely "the perp is solved by the cast list" kind
of film - Jamie Spilchuk generally plays villains on Lifetime, so as
soon as he showed up, I knew exactly where this was going, if not how it
was going to get there.
Liddiard plays a psychologically fragile women, with a stalker
ex-boyfriend and an unsupportive mother (who only appears in a voice
role), who applies to be a roommate to a flighty artist type living in a somewhat sketchy part of town (what town?!) - maybe the best part about
this flick was that the flighty artist was played by Camille Stopps:
Stopps usually plays no-nonsense squares on Lifetime, but here she's
playing pretty much the opposite of this. I'm not sure that this is
Stopps' forte, but I enjoyed seeing her doing something different.
Anyway, soon, Liddiard's character becomes convinced either that the
place is haunted or that something (sinister?) is going on. Is the
stalker-ex behind this? Or is it the weird old dementia-stricken
neighbor?... Well, I went with my gut here, and I wasn't wrong!
As a Lifetime flick, this would be mediocre. As a Tubi flick...
well, I was just glad that it didn't sport a dumb twist ending (though
the denouement was a little too on-the-nose), so I guess that makes it
better than average for a Tubi Original.
What did you watch?
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